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ANU studies penises ...

Post by Neferti » Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:18 pm

Sorry men - size really does matter. And bigger is immeasurably better.

In a new and definitive scientific study on penis size sure to have global repercussions, a team of Australian National University researchers have put male genitalia under the microscope.

In a nutshell, the research shows that penis size directly correlates with a man’s attractiveness to women. For some that may be bad enough news, but it gets worse – even the longest penis inspected by the women in the study may not be big enough.

Professor Michael Jennions, an ANU behaviour and reproductive biologist, and his PhD student Dr Brian Mautz, will on Tuesday publish in the American journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences the most comprehensive scientific investigation into the importance of penis size.
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The long and the short of it is women display a clear preference for penises in excess of 13 centimetres in their flaccid state. This is beyond the measurements of 95 per cent of men.

:rofl Please amuse us females by discussing amongst yourselves who has the bigger appendage ... flaccid! I bet that Aussie has the smallest. :rofl

:tease

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/nationa ... 2hhmw.html

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Post by Rorschach » Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:16 pm

In a new and definitive scientific study on penis size sure to have global repercussions, a team of Australian National University researchers have put male genitalia under the microscope.
Sorry nef but if they need a microscope they are looking at the wrong men.
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Post by Neferti » Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:29 pm

Rorschach wrote:
In a new and definitive scientific study on penis size sure to have global repercussions, a team of Australian National University researchers have put male genitalia under the microscope.
Sorry nef but if they need a microscope they are looking at the wrong men.
How small is yours ... flaccid? :roll Do I need a microscope? :rofl

It has been proved (by this study) that males with BIG DICKS (flaccid) are more attractive to females .... NOT that the ERECT dick of 13-15 cms is MASSIVE. Flaccid is the thing .......

Let's talk about YOUR dick size, then, not what you reckon you can DO with it,

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Post by mellie » Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:56 pm

Ummm... Neferty the dirty old slut is being rather intrusive and sexually inappropriate again.

She did this on Cracker too.... *spew*

Sorry old girl... if you want to juice yourself up, you're in the wrong forum.

8-) Nothing alluring about an intrusive sexually inappropriate and depraved old battleaxe hitting on married men because she's been reading Mills& Boon novels.

Grow up you silly old bag.


:roll:

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Post by Aussie » Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:59 pm

No. That can't be right. Naffy reckons she works in the legal field somewhere, and that is married to a Lawyer.

8-)

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Post by mellie » Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:10 pm

Aussie wrote:No. That can't be right. Naffy reckons she works in the legal field somewhere, and that is married to a Lawyer.

8-)

She's nothing but a troll.


:roll ..... But we'll let her have her fantasies.

:lol: Afterall.....

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Post by AiA in Atlanta » Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:05 am

You forgot this part Mel
While size may matter, the findings don’t suggest that only size matters. In fact, body shape seemed to trump both height and genital endowment in determining attractiveness. Based on the women’s answers, the researcher calculated that height was as important as endowment in a male’s attractiveness, while wider shoulders and narrow hips was more important than both combined.
So if appealing to women is the goal, then it’s the gym membership that may make more sense than investing in genital enhancement devices.




Read more: http://healthland.time.com/2013/04/09/s ... z2PyVRhrK9" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by AiA in Atlanta » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:14 am

A healthy man has a symmetrical "X-look," wide shoulders with a narrow waist, just like the article mentioned.

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