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AiA in Atlanta
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Pope Out

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:22 am

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First Pope to resign since 1415. Of course, it is possible he is a vampire and his resignation is a ruse.
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AiA in Atlanta
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Re: Pope Out

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:35 am

He was not a well-liked man.
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Neferti
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Re: Pope Out

Post by Neferti » Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:24 pm

AiA in Atlanta wrote:He was not a well-liked man.
Says whom? At least he isn't hanging in there until they do the puff of smoke bit. I am not Catholic, not even a lapsed one. Let the poor old bugger do whatever he wants to do in his later years.
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Re: Pope Out

Post by JizzKnuckles » Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:46 pm

He said he is no longer up to the job physically.

This is poop-speak for "I can't get it up any more and so will never again be balls-deep in some kid's ass. As such, I am no longer fit to be the poop."
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Re: Pope Out

Post by Neferti » Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:59 pm

JizzKnuckles wrote:He said he is no longer up to the job physically.

This is poop-speak for "I can't get it up any more and so will never again be balls-deep in some kid's ass. As such, I am no longer fit to be the poop."
Can you still get it up? Or do you only like little female pre-schoolers? JizzKnuckles only gets his kicks by watching child porn?

T R U E!

Go away, troll.
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Re: Pope Out

Post by JizzKnuckles » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:29 pm

Tee hee. Spot the butt-hurt catholick. :mrgreen:

Given the calibre of the average theist's intellect, we can safely presume that the irony of labelling someone a peddy and a troll in the same breath is lost on Nofruti.

Your church is a tax-dodging rape-club run by fluffy bunnies and funded by morons.
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Re: Pope Out

Post by boxy » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:37 pm

The force is no longer strong, with this one.
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."
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Re: Pope Out

Post by Aussie » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:42 pm

boxy wrote:The force is no longer strong, with this one.
Yeas...but it was not strong at the end for all but one before him. Why didn't he just die in office like the rest.....bar one?
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Re: Pope Out

Post by Super Nova » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:55 pm

He has prayed for guidance and the Lord God has proclaimed he is unfit to continue to be the absolute dictator of 1 billion people on the Earth. Absolute power ....etc

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Re: Pope Out

Post by Super Nova » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:01 pm

Aussie wrote:
boxy wrote:The force is no longer strong, with this one.
Yeas...but it was not strong at the end for all but one before him. Why didn't he just die in office like the rest.....bar one?
The last one to resign was locked up by the incoming pope and died mysteriously.

Nice bunch of people.....

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Maybe his past was coming out and all those alterboys are startign to speak up.

I will be very interested in what they are trying to bury. What deal was done to protect the position from scandal.
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