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AiA in Atlanta
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by AiA in Atlanta » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:28 am
The mammaries of one night with his girlfriend are unforgettable to Tim Schmidt, 30, of Unna, Germany, after his girlfriend tried to kill him with them.
Her fun-bags turned into terror bags during one love-making session where she nearly suffocated him with her 38DD breasts. That’s right, America: death by titties. What a way to go.
Tim was so frightened that his girlfriend’s love-pillows had turned into death-pillows that he ran to a neighbor’s house naked to use the telephone.
“She was sitting on me naked and I was kissing her breasts. Suddenly she grabbed my head and pushed between her breasts with all of her force. I couldn’t breathe any more, I must have turned blue. I couldn’t tear myself free and I thought I was going to die. It is clear she wanted to kill me. She even admitted it to me on the telephone. I asked her why she wanted to smother me to death with her breasts and she told me: ‘Treasure – I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible.’”
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mantra
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by mantra » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:52 am
It doesn't sound very believable - or else the b/f was a weakling.
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mellie
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by mellie » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:58 am
The woman sounds quite disturbed, (If this story is true) and if woman chop their partners penises off, then why not this?
She sounds like a nut-case and a psychopath.
Scary.
‘Treasure – I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible.’”
Sounds like something from a horror/thriller film/novel...

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Super Nova
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by Super Nova » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:08 am
mantra wrote:It doesn't sound very believable - or else the b/f was a weakling.
I agree. Bullshit or weakling.
I go for bullshit. He would have to be small and weedy and she would have to be a big fat monster and 38DD doesn't sound like a big fat monster.
38DD couldn't kill anyone although the attempt may be quite pleasant.
This is 38DD for the guys who cannot visualise it.

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mellie
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by mellie » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:20 am
Obese woman have 38DD breasts also...it depends on her BMI in comparison to his.
He may have been a skinny weedy little thing, and her a big fatty.
Still, it sounds contrived, does anyone have a link?

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mellie
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by mellie » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:22 am
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news ... dd-1450638
Not sure if the above photo is her.... or a model...lol
Apparently this is her...
Well, said to be anyway...
Perhaps he and the girlfriend did it for a little publicity, needed the money to pay off their Xmas credit card debt?

Again, it sounds contrived.
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Super Nova
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by Super Nova » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:36 am
That's not 38DD.
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by mellie » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:38 am
Super Nova wrote:That's not 38DD.
Well, that's her apparently....lol 38DD or not.

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Neferti
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by Neferti » Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:45 pm
Super Nova wrote:That's not 38DD.
How do you know?

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mantra
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by mantra » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:20 pm
Super Nova wrote:That's not 38DD.
You're right. I would say she would be between 40 plus and 50 something....
This poor woman could accidentally smother a man.

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