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Auzgurl
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by Auzgurl » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:02 pm
Hebe wrote:I was going through my email and came across this:
The World's best Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said:'NO!' And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her arse, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in jogging shorts and was pleasant all the time.
The End
One for the grils. It drives men crazy.
Haven't we all pondererd this question?...Why did we do it?
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JW Frogen
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by JW Frogen » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:03 pm
You left out the part about the solar powered vibrator that also makes the girl the perfect cappuccino in the morning.
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Auzgurl
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by Auzgurl » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:08 pm
JW Frogen wrote:You left out the part about the solar powered vibrator that also makes the girl the perfect cappuccino in the morning.
thats some vibrator , but as I do tea in the morning, its not part of this girls wish list.
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Jubial Priest
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by Jubial Priest » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:09 pm
Haven't we all pondererd this question?...Why did we do it?
Because you needed someone to blame your insecurities on.
...and you were looking for a meal ticket so you could get fat, watch TV all day, fuck around on the internet and spit out a couple of rug rats to satisfy your biological clock.
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JW Frogen
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by JW Frogen » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:22 pm
Auzgurl wrote:JW Frogen wrote:You left out the part about the solar powered vibrator that also makes the girl the perfect cappuccino in the morning.
thats some vibrator , but as I do tea in the morning, its not part of this girls wish list.
The tea maker vibrator comes in Chinese Long Dong.
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Jovial Monk
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by Jovial Monk » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:49 pm
Made from recycled Quim porcelain I believe.
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Jovial Monk
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by Jovial Monk » Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:14 pm
Hey WetGurly, how is ya?
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JW Frogen
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by JW Frogen » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:28 am
You know Batman really has NO sense of humour.
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Jovial Monk
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by Jovial Monk » Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:03 pm
Q: why did the computer cross the road?
A: the chicken programmed it.
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JW Frogen
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by JW Frogen » Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:08 pm
Jovial Monk wrote:Q: why did the computer cross the road?
A: the chicken programmed it.
And Coronel Sanders bought it up in a NASDAQ coup.
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