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Political Funnies

Post by Super Nova » Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:32 pm

A thread for those funnies we see.

True stories that just make you laugh.

A senior politician on Thursday issued a desperate plea for an end to "French bashing" around the world – insisting France is "blessed by the gods" and one of the best places to live on Earth.

Corinne Lepage, a MEP and former French presidential candidate, demanded that other countries, as well as fellow countrymen, stop treating her nation like a "the scum of the earth" and a planetary "laughing stock".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... s-MEP.html

Grow a spine froggies. We all love to take the piss out of the French. They take themselves too seriously.

With 70% tax, an extreme left wing government, an ecconomy going south Everyone with a few dollars leaving... what's not to laugh at and take the piss over.
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Re: Political Funnies

Post by IQS.RLOW » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:15 pm

Deodorant will help at least half of their problem
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Re: Political Funnies

Post by Super Nova » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:41 pm

IQS.RLOW wrote:Deodorant will help at least half of their problem

And shaving their underarms will help the other half....
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Re: Political Funnies

Post by Super Nova » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:39 pm

9th Jan 2013

"The mayor of Los Angeles, Antonio Villaraigosa, was seen partying in Mexico with Charlie Sheen. I believe that celebration is called 'Cinco de Career-o.'" –Jay Leno

"The mayor is denying it. He said he only saw Charlie for a minute, but Charlie said he and the mayor had a wild time in Mexico partying with a number of hot women. Who are you going to believe — a party boy who has never done anything in his life or Charlie Sheen?" –Jay Leno
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Re: Political Funnies

Post by mellie » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:22 am

Speaking of political funnies....



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Why does Gillard appear 20 years younger in this relatively recent photo of her on the ALP website?


http://www.alp.org.au/federal-governmen ... a-gillard/

8-)

Perhaps she traded her hairbrush for an airbrush?

It doesn't even look like her... Photoshop it and change the colour and style of her hair and it looks like a completely different person.

So FAKE!!!!!!!! :rofl


And now for the real Julia Gillard...

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Re: Political Funnies

Post by Neferti » Sat Jan 12, 2013 4:26 pm

Far too much foundation/makeup and wrong colour entirely, makes her look sallow. Her eyebrows look painted on too. No "lippy". Geeze, Jules. Must be about time she had a new hair style as well. /sarcasm

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Re: Political Funnies

Post by boxy » Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:56 pm

Neferti~ wrote:/sarcasm
Look up what sarcasm actually is.

That was just common, garden variety, bitchy.

The least you could do is to try and make it amusing.
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Re: Political Funnies

Post by Aussie » Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:03 pm

I reckon this is funny, boxy....../no sarcasm.

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Re: Political Funnies

Post by mellie » Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:22 pm

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Who does this look like?

:lol:

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Re: Political Funnies

Post by Aussie » Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:26 pm

Well.......judging by your avatar, I'd reckon it's you after the diet.

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