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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Jovial Monk » Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:20 pm

So you only fucked the sheep? Ram it home, did you :bgrin

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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Super Nova » Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:21 pm

boxy wrote:At least the dogs could rest easy 8-)
Monk needs to be aware of a thing called "natural justice".

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And Aussie,

It is Monk that started this animal stuff here in this thread.
Always remember what you post, send or do on the internet is not private and you are responsible.

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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by boxy » Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:21 pm

Oh, you so mean, JM. Careful, I'm getting all teary :lol:
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."

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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Jovial Monk » Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:25 pm

Ewe shouldn’t get teary wether you feel wooly or not :bgrin

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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Aussie » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:15 am

Super Nova wrote:
boxy wrote:At least the dogs could rest easy 8-)
Monk needs to be aware of a thing called "natural justice".

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And Aussie,

It is Monk that started this animal stuff here in this thread.
Boxy did, again demonstrating terrific leadership. There was no need for your pictorial escalation.

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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:31 am

I must be getting bored, so I've picked a fight with my neighbor.
Fusswit out the back has been a nuisance since he turned up about 5 years ago, constantly ringing the cops and council about whatever he doesn't like, but recently has been concentrating mostly on my next door/block neighbors, and they've been really good to me.

Turns out Fusswit has been stealing the gravel for his driveway/access from the council, who buy it off Boral.
Nobody would really give a $#!+, but seeing as he can't mind his own business and has failed the sainthood test, I've taken a heap of photos of him and his scrubber with stolen goods in custody, unloading such goods, and where he steals it from.

I'm not dealing with the cops or council myself. Merely passing the incriminating evidence onto someone who is.
When taking pics of Fusswit and Scrubber unloading gravel onto their driveway yesterday, he asked "What are you doing?"
I replied "Taking photos of thieves" ... one comment led to another in which he denies saying he intends to run me out of the valley. I said "We'll see who runs who out of the valley" .. he said "We'll see who's still here in 12 months" .. and I replied "Yeah, we will hay" ... then he said "Why don't you take another photo?". So I replied "OK, I will" Climbed up on the wire and did so. He said "Better watch yourself, might do yourself some damage" I replied "I might do you some damage. I reckon you poisoned my dog". He said "Come over here and I'll smash ya". I replied "Come out the front and we'll see who smashes who"
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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:19 pm

No baby pics, so puppy shots will have to do ..
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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:42 pm

Sorta hoping Santa will bring some rain for Christmas .. day after day of 35-38C scortchers for at least a month now .. I forget how long. My avacardo trees are getting cooked 'coz I can't keep enough water up to them and passionfruit vines plus grape vines at the same time.
The pigs are back .. well some of them .. haven't been hunting much lately .. just hiding from the heat mostly.

Two and three nights ago it was potato and cabbage for dinner, and last night boiled roo's arm with salt and BBQ sauce.
But today I have a cheque to cash, so I think I'll lash out on fish 'n chips.

Anyway here's some pics you may have missed while I played in another part of cyberspace around this time last year >
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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:41 pm

We get alot of Bearded Dragons up my way, but a bit over a week ago I saw a Blue Tongue just like those down South.
Didn't get a photo though.
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This is a python I took home to eat rats, but he took off on the first night.
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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Mon Dec 17, 2012 4:00 pm

Different from Kurrawongs down south, they're like oversized Magpies. These are more like undersized Crows .. and taste like mutton.
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Apparently these Leopards can change their spots.
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