Once upon a time

[Outlaw Yogi]

... there was a Hare and a Tortoise. The Hare challenged the Tortoise to a race and the Tortoise accepted the challenge.
The bookies said the Hare was a shoe in, and so the odds were 10 to 1 on in favour of the Hare.

The race fixers, Mr Fox and Mr Crow told the Tortoise their magic white powder would transform him into a champion racing tortoise and that if he won the race, he would gain a permanent position at their race tortoise stables and sponsorship from their associate Mr Snake's casino.

So the Tortoise took the satchel of performance enhancing coke just prior to the beginning of the race.
At the firing of the gun the Hare bolted to a 10 lengths lead, but halfway through the race got tired and fell asleep.
The Tortoise passed the Hare on the outside and stunned the crowd with his shock win.

The Stewards suspecting something afoul took urine samples from the Hare and discovered he'd been doped with opium laced grass.
Believing they'd been duped and the Hare had trrown the race, the Punters later caught the Hare and gave him a lethal shot of rigormortis.

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The Tortoise has gone into hiding and refuses to come out of his shell.