My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?

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My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?

Post by JW Frogen » Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:34 pm

And I thought of Mattus' head.

I wonder if our mad doctor is ALIVE, IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Auzgurl

Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?

Post by Auzgurl » Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:37 pm

So life with the wife is looking up..good to hear..as for the calimari..just eat it.

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Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?

Post by JW Frogen » Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:39 pm

Auzgurl wrote:So life with the wife is looking up..good to hear..as for the calimari..just eat it.
She just wants the great-animal sex and another baby.

I am no more than a terrific looking turkey baster.

I feel so useeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!

Auzgurl

Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?

Post by Auzgurl » Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:44 pm

Auzgurl wrote:So life with the wife is looking up..good to hear..as for the calimari..just eat it.
She just wants the great-animal sex and another baby.
I can think of worse things so shut up... ;)
I am no more than a terrific looking turkey baster.
Poor Frogen..how awful for you
I feel so useeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!

Sappho

Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?

Post by Sappho » Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:46 pm

Just lie back and think of ye olde england, ol' chap.

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Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?

Post by JW Frogen » Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:48 pm

Sappho wrote:Just lie back and think of ye olde england, ol' chap.

Lie back? Can you do that? Fuck, my wife makes me do all the work.

Jovial Monk

Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?

Post by Jovial Monk » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:03 pm

hehehehehe HS posted a hilarious flic of a fat woman bouncing up and down on a man :)

Auzgurl

Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?

Post by Auzgurl » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:10 pm

JW Frogen wrote:
Sappho wrote:Just lie back and think of ye olde england, ol' chap.

Lie back? Can you do that? Fuck, my wife makes me do all the work.
a labor of love
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Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?

Post by Sappho » Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:43 pm

JW Frogen wrote:
Sappho wrote:Just lie back and think of ye olde england, ol' chap.

Lie back? Can you do that? Fuck, my wife makes me do all the work.
Don't have your issues. Sex is pleasure, not work. But then, I've never been inclined to marriage partners. I have lovers.

Mattus' Head

Re: My Wife Asked Me If I want Calimari Tonight?

Post by Mattus' Head » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:09 pm

I came back from school crying one day because all the kids in the school said I had a big head. My mother then told me I had a hideously deformed head and that the other children were merely hiding the truth to protect my feelings.

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