The Giraffe mating ritual

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The Giraffe mating ritual

Post by donniedarko » Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:22 pm

I read this on the bus this morning, in a book called 'The best American Science writing 2009'

When a male giraffe is interested in a female, he apparently follows her about and nuzzles her, er, nether regions.

Noticing his interest, the female giraffe urinates.

Male giraffe catches the urine on his lips/mouth etc, and does some sort of sniffing ritual as he has a sensory organ (Jacobsen's organ) that can detect from the lady's urine if she is fertile or not.

Sure beats dinner and flowers.

Jovial Monk

Re: The Giraffe mating ritual

Post by Jovial Monk » Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:39 pm

And the male giraffe gets to drink piss!



:)

donniedarko

Re: The Giraffe mating ritual

Post by donniedarko » Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:41 pm

Jovial Monk wrote:And the male giraffe gets to drink piss!



:)
Ha Ha!!! :D

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Re: The Giraffe mating ritual

Post by boxy » Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:36 pm

Many species do similar.

In fact I'm sure a google image search would prove... entertaining, if you're into that sort of thing :oops:
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Re: The Giraffe mating ritual

Post by JWFrogen » Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:30 pm

Factiod: One giraffe cock and feed an entire pygmy tribe for over a year.

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Re: The Giraffe mating ritual

Post by boxy » Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:39 pm

It'd last for an entire year here, too... 'cause no one would eat it.





















... too chewy.

(or so I've heard :p)
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Re: The Giraffe mating ritual

Post by JWFrogen » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:54 pm

If I admitted to eating Giraffe cock I bet Mattus would rush back here.

Aussie

Re: The Giraffe mating ritual

Post by Aussie » Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:02 pm

JWFrogen wrote:If I admitted to eating Giraffe cock I bet Mattus would rush back here.
hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Giraffe mating ritual

Post by Lefteee » Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:48 pm

Did you know that the male sperm whale has a penis 8 feet long?

Aussie

Re: The Giraffe mating ritual

Post by Aussie » Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:58 pm

Lefteee wrote:Did you know that the male sperm whale has a penis 8 feet long?
Bow, Frogen!

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