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JW.Frogen
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Re: The small things

Post by JW.Frogen » Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:09 pm

He died of heatstroke four hours latter.

Kidding!!!!!
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Re: The small things

Post by JW.Frogen » Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:12 pm

Hebe wrote:our tree fern came back to life after many years..
It is a Jesus fern!

Contact the Vatican and see if you can get it made a saint, there is big money in it for you Hebe.
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Re: The small things

Post by Hebe » Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:45 pm

The Vatican and I are not on speaking terms since my first marriage, which was deemed a "mixed" marriage because I wasn't (and am still not) a Catholic.

Bloody religiousists.
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Re: The small things

Post by JW.Frogen » Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:07 pm

My first marriage was to a Catholic, she wanted a Catholic wedding.

The first priest we talked was Irish. He interviewed me and at the end said no Catholic wedding, "I was a pagan".

The second priest was pure Puerto Rican, a lovely man. He interviewed me and laughed, said he had it covered under "disparity of cult". We could have a Catholic wedding, I could not take communion but she could and I had to sign a document saying I would raise all children as Catholics. (It is not the first time I made a promise I knew I would not keep.)

Badda Bing badda rosary bead!

We were in like Saint Francis of try to please me.

I was married in Old San Juan in the second oldest church in the Western Hemisphere.

Her father made it like the wedding scene out of the Godfather, huge.

I know he must have been really fucking mad when we broke up four years latter.

Yikes!
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Re: The small things

Post by Hebe » Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:48 pm

We made it to six. :D

By then one of the priests who married us had died and the other had left the priesthood. My first mother-in-law didn't come to the wedding though - middle-European, anti-semitic old cow.
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Re: The small things

Post by JW.Frogen » Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:48 pm

Did you ever get the chance to feed her bad meatloaf Ms. Hebe?

The intestine strikes back!!!!!!!!!
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