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Re: Ban on cats in NZ

Post by BigP » Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:44 pm

Cats are fucken evil, and the only good one is a dead one. I have a policy of shooting cats on my property, and that has included a couple of my families ,

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Re: Ban on cats in NZ

Post by Black Orchid » Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:47 pm

BigP wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:44 pm
Cats are fucken evil, and the only good one is a dead one. I have a policy of shooting cats on my property, and that has included a couple of my families ,
Someone shot my dog once and I swear if any other psychotic idiot ever shot one of my animals again I would shoot them right back!

I am a good shot though so don't worry. I would just take out one knee then depending on how good that felt I might take out the other ... or not.

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Re: Ban on cats in NZ

Post by BigP » Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:51 pm

Black Orchid wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:47 pm
BigP wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:44 pm
Cats are fucken evil, and the only good one is a dead one. I have a policy of shooting cats on my property, and that has included a couple of my families ,
Someone shot my dog once and I swear if any other psychotic idiot ever shot one of my animals again I would shoot them right back!

I am a good shot though so don't worry. I would just take out one knee then depending on how good that felt I might take out the other ... or not.
I am a good shot. so you would never know that it was me, as your beloved pet would end up in a beautifull plot overlooking the waitakere rangers lol

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Re: Ban on cats in NZ

Post by Black Orchid » Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:52 pm

BigP wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:51 pm
Black Orchid wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:47 pm
BigP wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:44 pm
Cats are fucken evil, and the only good one is a dead one. I have a policy of shooting cats on my property, and that has included a couple of my families ,
Someone shot my dog once and I swear if any other psychotic idiot ever shot one of my animals again I would shoot them right back!

I am a good shot though so don't worry. I would just take out one knee then depending on how good that felt I might take out the other ... or not.
I am a good shot. so you would never know that it was me, as your beloved pet would end up in a beautifull plot overlooking the waitakere rangers lol
Pretty damned sure that if you were a neighbour I would know it was you lol

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Re: Ban on cats in NZ

Post by BigP » Sat Sep 01, 2018 6:43 pm

Black Orchid wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:52 pm
BigP wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:51 pm
Black Orchid wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:47 pm
BigP wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:44 pm
Cats are fucken evil, and the only good one is a dead one. I have a policy of shooting cats on my property, and that has included a couple of my families ,
Someone shot my dog once and I swear if any other psychotic idiot ever shot one of my animals again I would shoot them right back!

I am a good shot though so don't worry. I would just take out one knee then depending on how good that felt I might take out the other ... or not.
I am a good shot. so you would never know that it was me, as your beloved pet would end up in a beautifull plot overlooking the waitakere rangers lol
Pretty damned sure that if you were a neighbour I would know it was you lol

I put on a very calm face for my neighbours, they have no idea they are living next door to a sociopath lol

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Re: Ban on cats in NZ

Post by BigP » Sat Sep 01, 2018 6:44 pm

Except for the stupid Dutch prick up the front that is, His cat was the first to go lol

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Re: Ban on cats in NZ

Post by Black Orchid » Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:05 pm

I would be more inclined to shoot the neighbour 8-)

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Re: Ban on cats in NZ

Post by BigP » Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:22 pm

Black Orchid wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:05 pm
I would be more inclined to shoot the neighbour 8-)

Have been tempted from time to time lol

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Re: Ban on cats in NZ

Post by sprintcyclist » Sun Sep 02, 2018 5:49 am

yes, comment here are aligned with my ways of dealing with neighbours errant pets

Do it anonymously.
Never ever say you dislike someones pet to the owner.
Pet owners often have psychosis about their pets
Right Wing is the Natural Progression.

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Re: Ban on cats in NZ

Post by freediver » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:09 am

Same with their kids really.

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