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Re: Warning for Men who drink Beer

Post by mellie » Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:31 pm

Barts idea of a leg-opener.
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Bart
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Re: Warning for Men who drink Beer

Post by Bart » Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:36 pm

Ummm thats light beer :stop :stop
no man worth their salt would drink light beer, much less have any in his fridge :shock:


And as for leg-openers :beer


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Re: Warning for Men who drink Beer

Post by Neferti » Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:40 pm

Aussie needs one of those "leg-opener" gadgets. Could you please give a link where they are sold. I know some other people who could use them too. Ta. :rofl

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Re: Warning for Men who drink Beer

Post by mellie » Tue Jun 30, 2015 7:16 pm

Neferti~ wrote:Aussie needs one of those "leg-opener" gadgets. Could you please give a link where they are sold. I know some other people who could use them too. Ta. :rofl
hahhahahahah :lol:

Confucius say , man who chills beer should remember to remove bottle from freezer before morning after.

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Re: Warning for Men who drink Beer

Post by Bart » Tue Jun 30, 2015 7:28 pm

And if you cant get the jewelery and you've tried the alcoholic leg opener to no avail


then can always revert to the generic code implanted in all women

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love the lego look :rofl
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Re: Warning for Men who drink Beer

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:05 pm

I've been drinking moonshine - home made bourbon. Don't know if it makes me real or not, but I'm pretty sure I'm still a man. Well I still had my man bits when I had a look in the bath this morning, and I don't have any boobs to play with. Just a hairy chest, and the hairs are going grey.
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