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Nicole
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Re: Night Owls Chit Chat

Post by Nicole » Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:39 pm

Black Orchid wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:06 pm
:lol:

Leprosy? Yikes!
What do you get when you hit a leper with a tennis racquet?

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Re: Night Owls Chit Chat

Post by Nicole » Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:39 pm

Spaghetti :lol:

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Re: Night Owls Chit Chat

Post by brian ross » Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:48 pm

Oh, gawd. Please, collect your hat and coat on your exit, "Nicole". :roll :roll
Nationalism is not to be confused with patriotism. - Eric Blair

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Re: Night Owls Chit Chat

Post by Nicole » Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:50 pm

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

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Re: Night Owls Chit Chat

Post by Nicole » Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:50 pm

Keep the tip :P

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Re: Night Owls Chit Chat

Post by Black Orchid » Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:52 pm

Prepare to be chastised, Nicole. Oooops I am a bit late on that prediction. :lol:

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Re: Night Owls Chit Chat

Post by Texan » Mon Feb 03, 2020 12:39 am

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

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Re: Night Owls Chit Chat

Post by Texan » Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:48 am

Stu

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Re: Night Owls Chit Chat

Post by Texan » Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:55 am

brian ross wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:15 pm
Black Orchid wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:06 pm
:lol:

Leprosy? Yikes!
The US is also an epicentre for plague. The Prairie Dogs carry it. Close association with them means about 10 or 20 cases a year of transfer to humanity (mainly kids). It is easily cured by antibiotics.
Prairie dogs are a curse. Livestock accidentally step into their holes and break legs. Some ranchers consider a .22 rifle and a prairie dog town a lot of fun. You shoot one and another pops up to see what happened and you shoot him and so on.....

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Re: Night Owls Chit Chat

Post by BigP » Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:21 pm

Texan wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:48 am
Stu
Soup, if its a full tub..

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