Women have no sense of humour

[Nicole]

I have never liked cats.

Filthy animals pissing on everything and stinking up the place.

You think they are being nice rubbing up against you.

You are mistaken, they are simply marking their territory.

Cates are attributed with more intelligence than dogs, because they are too damn lazy to get up and do anything.

Give me a dog any day.

Cats are only good for shark bait, and even at that they suck after 20 min or so, they just sink.

Pull them in after 10 minutes and rotate the next one in.







jk

Lol. Thanks for the laugh Tex!

[sprintcyclist]

If I was married to you Red I probably wouldn’t have much of a sense of humour either. I don’t think you can extrapolate your wife’s attitude towards you to all women.

As for cats, they do not belong in Australia.

It was only a joke Nicole my darling,

I am really a nice chap and my wife and I have a lovely loving relationship.

She just doesnt like me saying annoying things to her pussy!

It may have been a joke, but it wasn't funny... or even slightly amusing!
Perhaps it is you lacking a sense of humour.
On forum, you don't express humour very often, if at all.
Work on that old-timer.