Petition to replace Pastafarian with Monk as mod

[Jovial Monk]

I move this Petition because Pasta has obviously left PA leaving a vacancy for mod.

I propose Pasta’s appointment be reversed and I be appointed in his place.

I have already had to hold Aussie’s hand in making the few minor changes Aussie has made so I might as well be a mod!

As mod I would stand up for members’ rights, rights not to have threads arbitrarily moved for example—Aussie still has not said why he moved BOTH my complaint threads! This is the sort of crap members should not have to put up with! Less moving of threads, better, more open and honest communication.

A champion for the members!

My credentials are obvious: I have already prevented one dangerous constitutional amendment from being adopted, in the face of numerous emotional claptrap thrown at me by Aussie’s henchmen! I have helped Aussie make the minor changes to the structure of this board. So I will be an immense asset.

I vote AYE!

[Pastafarian]

Not posting does not equal not coming here.

[lisa jones]

Geez Monk .. another Petition FFS??

I vote NO!

And Monk ... just settle down. PLEASE???

[Jovial Monk]

Yeah, another one.

Suspiciously good timing there Pasta! Where were you during the debate on Aussie’s debacle? who are you? Why did you not stand up for members’ rights against a power-hungry Admin?

Why did you not delete IQs insulting non-Petition? Aussie wouldn’t have sacked you.

Which way do you vote on this Petition, “Pasta”?

[sprintcyclist]

Who votes for monk to come around and lick everyones footpath clean ?
Then "mow" our lawns with a pair of scissors and a rule to the regulation height.

To give him meaning and depth to his life.
We can charge him for it.

[lisa jones]

sighs ..

Now we've got yet another failed Petition staring us in the face 24/7.

[Jovial Monk]

This is a valid Petition airhead!

[Aussie]

Even though it does not expressly say so, I will regard this as a Constitutional Petition to overturn my decision to appoint Pasta as a Moderator. Even if it this leads to a majority vote in a Referendum, it does not result in the appointment of Monk as the replacement for Pasta, as Moderator appointments are made by the Administrator, not the Members.

Members, it is not necessary to post 'Nay' votes here, as only 'Yes' votes count. If they reach the magic number, then there will be a Referendum and the matter decided by majority vote with "yes' and 'no' votes counted.

....and my position....I do not support this Petition as Pasta enjoys my 100% support. If it gets to the Petition stage, then I will be voting, 'No.'

Aussie/Admin.

[Jovial Monk]

Who is Pasta? Why did he not vote against your dangerous amendment? Why did he not delete IQ’s bullshit?

Serious questions that require answers. We were told he was an original PAer. I declare BS, Aussie falls on his knees in religious bliss when someone says those words. I don’t.

I want to know something about our supposed second mod!

Until I get answers this Petition stays.

A continued lack of answers will make me more sure there is something fishy about Pasta.

[Pastafarian]

To be honest, stop the fucking petitions Jovial you thickshit. If you don't like whats happening here, leave. Otherwise you sound like a grumpy old 85 year old pensioner listening for the rude words in a TV soap so you can write a letter to the editor.