Bad poet society

[mellie]

Ok.... I don't want to shabby-up the 'real' poetry thread so when I excrete something which vaguely resembles one, I will flush it here so as to not not make an idiot of myself on the real poets thread this or muck up the thread with my woeful attempts at trying to write poetry.

Should I write it on parchment or type it on my lap-top... would a magic quill help... all good poets seem to use quills, I saw it on a movie once, honest.

..... aah here it comes... get ready.....the juices of creativity are flowing now......ooohhh yeeaaaahhh




A crows flight feather quill

or was it a fish's gill

My poetry stinks like crab

I often wash my clothes with Fab



Any better?

[annielaurie]

..... aah here it comes... get ready.....the juices of creativity are flowing now......ooohhh yeeaaaahhh

A crows flight feather quill
or was it a fish's gill
My poetry stinks like crab
I often wash my clothes with Fab

Any better?

Seriously Mellie, that's a winner, love it!

(here's a cool giggle smilie from my photobucket page)

[Jovial Monk]

“White bread” was heaps better than that!

[mellie]

Hey, you were warned, I told you I was a bad poet

[IQS.RLOW]

There once was a man named Monk
Who liked to play with his junk
Along came a dog
Whilst perched on the bog
And threw up after smelling his funk

[mellie]

There once was a man named Monk
Who liked to play with his junk
Along came a dog
Whilst perched on the bog
And threw up after smelling his funk

Corker..... 10 out of 10....


Lets see if monk has a sense of humor.....