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Big fat fucking red
I know Jason Cornelius the Family First Party Candidate for the Macquarie electorate in New South Wales unfortunately,(he drives taxis) ... the smelly fat incontinent bastard preferenced Labor 'AGAIN'... this and gives low-lives cheap cab fairs if they join his party.
What a shit-bag he is.
No wonder he needs a body guard in our electorate, the same electorate he himself lives in though no longer can campaign in due to threats of harm.
Labor relaxed the electoral rules enabling these retards to enter politics and form crap little pro-labor parties.
What a shit-bag he is.
No wonder he needs a body guard in our electorate, the same electorate he himself lives in though no longer can campaign in due to threats of harm.
Labor relaxed the electoral rules enabling these retards to enter politics and form crap little pro-labor parties.
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Family First is a pro Labor party... right. This is just part of the Liberal agenda to label everyone who has ever voted with labor, on any anything at all, as a "labor independant" or "pro-labor party" to cash in on the anti-Labor sentiment in NSW at the moment.
Make the most of it. So, now it's you running the show in NSW... dont fuck it up for the Feds now, will ya
Make the most of it. So, now it's you running the show in NSW... dont fuck it up for the Feds now, will ya

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boxy wrote:Family First is a pro Labor party... right. This is just part of the Liberal agenda to label everyone who has ever voted with labor, on any anything at all, as a "labor independant" or "pro-labor party" to cash in on the anti-Labor sentiment in NSW at the moment.
Make the most of it. So, now it's you running the show in NSW... dont fuck it up for the Feds now, will ya
You have no idea what so ever...

Are you intoxicated? You seem a little confused, given the above word salad was rather colourful to say the least.
Perhaps you should go to bed and sleep it off.
Trust me, you will feel better later in the morning...

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Fun fact time:
Did you know Jason Cornelius the Family First Party Candidate for the Macquarie electorate in New South Wales was sacked from Windsor Domino's Pizza because the fat incontinent bastard kept shitting and pissing on the car seat and eating peoples garlic breads when he delivered their pizza orders.
He was a pizza delivery boy about a year ago... (PS, he's in his late 40's early-mid 50's) and weighs about 300 kg's.
They nicked named him "BIG RED"...so when you call, just mention this and they will immediately know who you are enquiring after.
Perhaps It should be called the Food First Party, because this would be far more appropriate I think.
Don't believe me, pretend you are a prospective employer and call their Windsor store manager tomorrow or Monday and ask for a verbal reference yourself.
That's what I did.

Did you know Jason Cornelius the Family First Party Candidate for the Macquarie electorate in New South Wales was sacked from Windsor Domino's Pizza because the fat incontinent bastard kept shitting and pissing on the car seat and eating peoples garlic breads when he delivered their pizza orders.
He was a pizza delivery boy about a year ago... (PS, he's in his late 40's early-mid 50's) and weighs about 300 kg's.
They nicked named him "BIG RED"...so when you call, just mention this and they will immediately know who you are enquiring after.
Perhaps It should be called the Food First Party, because this would be far more appropriate I think.
Don't believe me, pretend you are a prospective employer and call their Windsor store manager tomorrow or Monday and ask for a verbal reference yourself.
That's what I did.

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Down at the cab rank by the station, the monster would devour 3 BBQ chooks and 2 large tubs of coles creamy pasta salad in a single sitting...and that was before breakfast.
No wonder he's urinary and Faecally incontinent and soils and damages the cab seats (the local cab companies only call him when they really really need a driver, and only for a few hours at a time, customers complain otherwise)..because as he's pushing food down his neck, it's coming out the other end.
Again, call them also, enquire after 'Big Red' Jason Cornchipfatasselius and see what you get.
Horrible I know, but he's a shonk...lies about his preferences, hence people want to knock his block off.
Need phone numbers?
No wonder he's urinary and Faecally incontinent and soils and damages the cab seats (the local cab companies only call him when they really really need a driver, and only for a few hours at a time, customers complain otherwise)..because as he's pushing food down his neck, it's coming out the other end.
Again, call them also, enquire after 'Big Red' Jason Cornchipfatasselius and see what you get.
Horrible I know, but he's a shonk...lies about his preferences, hence people want to knock his block off.

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Journo tip of the day....
Here's what to say when you call Windsor Dominoes and request to speak to their store manager....
Hi, this is such'nsuch from (make up a convincing pizza place name) and recite the following professionally, articulately with a clear voice ....
Becoming a politician, especially a dishonest one means the public will invariably invade your privacy at some stage, it comes with the job.
Pity his customers garlic breads didn't.
Likewise with the local cab companies.
Here's what to say when you call Windsor Dominoes and request to speak to their store manager....
Hi, this is such'nsuch from (make up a convincing pizza place name) and recite the following professionally, articulately with a clear voice ....
Then sit back and take notes."Now, my understanding is Big Red (refer to his real name of course) worked for you for a brief period last year and was unfortunately 'let go' due to an embarrassing little hygiene problem and consuming customers garlic breads on his run, but aside from this sir, was he a reliable worker, punctual, well groomed, and delivered pizzas to your customers in a timely and driving-wise safe manner?"....
Becoming a politician, especially a dishonest one means the public will invariably invade your privacy at some stage, it comes with the job.
Pity his customers garlic breads didn't.

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I wonder if Kristina Keneally blew-off his sweaty shitty dick for his preferences?
If so, she must have had an accomplice, someone to lift the apron of fat whilst she burrowed into his piss and shit soaked groin to locate then gobble his cheesy rod.
His wife hasn't seen it in years I'm advised, so Kristina should send her a postcard to reassure her it's sill there.

If so, she must have had an accomplice, someone to lift the apron of fat whilst she burrowed into his piss and shit soaked groin to locate then gobble his cheesy rod.
His wife hasn't seen it in years I'm advised, so Kristina should send her a postcard to reassure her it's sill there.

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Boxy, the man's a fucking liar and a con-artist... he would gush anti-labor sentiment to his Labor hating Hawkesbury electorate in his cab, or at Richmond Mall outside Big W, wherever he could do so sitting down in one place (he's clinically obese thus cant walk about too much, it's more of a breathy shuffle-waddle really) and would purposefully build a rapport with some of the more trusting, backward, or impoverished members of our community in exchange for a few bucks off their cab fair if they supported his candidature and or joined the Family First party.boxy wrote:Family First is a pro Labor party... right. This is just part of the Liberal agenda to label everyone who has ever voted with labor, on any anything at all, as a "labor independant" or "pro-labor party" to cash in on the anti-Labor sentiment in NSW at the moment.
Make the most of it. So, now it's you running the show in NSW... don't fuck it up for the Feds now, will ya
He would sit in his cab and rave on about the Nats and One Nation and how they are right on the mark...and the chocolate-frogs (wogs) should all be shipped back to where they came from, depending on who he was cultivating at the time, and this was less than a month ago, when I know for a fact that he at the time would have had full intentions of preferencing Labor this state election, the party he derides endlessly in his home electorate.
My head nearly spun off my shoulders when I found out he was preferencing Labor...guess when I found out?
Yesterday, I kid you not, but I have to say, I wasn't surprised given I have listened to his conflicting spools, if only occasionally purely out of bemusement and intrigue.
You should hear him go off down at the cab rank, he has a particular distaste for purple-black people, he calls sookanese, (I assume he means Sudanese)..and claims he refuses to pick "the black fucks" up at the station, when pretentiously spruiking his changeable mantra.
See, they cants speak much English, so there's no point cultivating them

He's not as dumb as he looks actually, even if it appears the fats mobilised and travelled to his brain..... he readily and I think deliberately appeals to piss-head yobs , misfits, and the gutter trash of our society, particularly those who cant quite scratch up the cab fair home, and don't want to walk home from the pub in the middle of the night, or from the shops with arms full of groceries in the pouring rain with small children...these sorts of people.
It's hard getting a cab in our area, it's hard getting drivers full-stop.- The wages are crap,(more suited to a semi-retired pensioner) but if you profess your support for Big Reds party, join his facebook and party, (they need the numbers) he'll be there to pick you up in a jiffy....this was when he was driving full time, he's not driving full time now, only casual, on-call.
It was hard, but I have made it a point of trying to acquaint myself with him, I started doing so because for one, a friend of mine knows him well, actually worked with him, this and I was dumbfounded when I found out he was getting his feet wet in politics ...my god, I didn't believe it at first, so naturally, I was curious as hell, and just had to know how, and why....and IF!!! If it was true.
I think towards the end, he grew a little suspicious of me making a point of chatting to him down at the shops at his little table-stand, or in the cab, (I made a point of jumping in his cab, only a few times though and for a very short distance at that, *Vicks up the nostrils* I kid you not)... possibly too much probing, coupled with the fact he's become exceedingly 'guarded' lately (since the 2010 election) due to 'alleged' death threats has quietened him down here in our electorate.
Anyway....
He's a lying fat bastard, is not what he claims to be to his fiercely Liberal electorate, hence he's campaigning in an alternative electorate now days.
Don't believe me, jump in his cab, bag out Labor, and see what happens, he'll completely agree with you, what ever it takes for you to think he's a fairdinkum local man for his local community.

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Now do me a favour, befriend the fat fuck on facebook and send him a link to this thread... I want him to know that we know what he's been up to, this and are disappointed beyond belief.
We always knew he was a fat fuck, but not a devious fat fuck, it appears I underestimated him a touch.... when you think about the jobs he takes...they are quite 'communal' jobs whereby he mingles with people and cultivates them for personal advantage.
Animal-cunning more than anything else I think.
Ok, all politicians do this,groom, cultivate, appeal to their electorates and lie, but this is different, it's in my electorate, and many people here really believed he was opposed to Labor...even if we knew his shitty little party was a crap-heap, and not worth voting for... it was kinda comical knowing we had a hick politician in the area, well, until I learned of him preferencing Labor yesterday.
Direct him here so I can tell him what a deceitful fat bastard he is, now we know why he was receiving threats... I though it odd, given his professed political lean in what's a fiercely Liberal electorate.
We always knew he was a fat fuck, but not a devious fat fuck, it appears I underestimated him a touch.... when you think about the jobs he takes...they are quite 'communal' jobs whereby he mingles with people and cultivates them for personal advantage.
Animal-cunning more than anything else I think.
Ok, all politicians do this,groom, cultivate, appeal to their electorates and lie, but this is different, it's in my electorate, and many people here really believed he was opposed to Labor...even if we knew his shitty little party was a crap-heap, and not worth voting for... it was kinda comical knowing we had a hick politician in the area, well, until I learned of him preferencing Labor yesterday.
Direct him here so I can tell him what a deceitful fat bastard he is, now we know why he was receiving threats... I though it odd, given his professed political lean in what's a fiercely Liberal electorate.
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No mention of his alcoholism, cab-driving, pizza delivery on the family first site.

And no Red, I didn't approach you at Richo Market place because I have a fetish for smelly fat men... sorry ...

And to think...Greens candidate Carmel McCallum said her first preference was Amy Bell ... ( Christian Democrats) and Jason Cornelius (Family First) at the 2010 federal election,....fancy Old Gordon Moyes an Australian Christian evangelist resigning from Wesley Mission only to become Family First Party's lone parliamentary representative in New South Wales in November 2009 .
Church and politics, it's a fine line ain't it

But never did I think old Gordy would preference a progressive, atheist lead far left GALP alliance before a more conservative, 'family orientated' Christian-lead coalition....he must be going a little senile in his age, he was so conservative, traditionalist and devout when with Wesley.
So it's official, Family First are now an opportunistic GALP feeder- party...not the conservative benign little conservative Christian party some poor buggers thought they were.
Did he get up at Hill Song and tell his brain-washed kids to vote for an Atheist lead party while they were bopping till the penny's dropped?
If not, why not, when he did himself, when he preferenced a party that couldn't be further from his own core values... Bit like a Muslim Sheik secretly voting for the Christian democrats.

Who would have ever though the Greens could appeal to a ultra conservative Christian traditionalist party like Family First..., and vise versa, I'll bet he and Bob Brown are having sensational bum-sex in a church as we speak.
Greens + Family First = Labor
All three have preferenced each other since Gordy left Wesley Mission in 2009.
Perhaps the Church of Climatology pays better these days?

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