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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
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Aussie
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I goggled "cricket sledges," and this one, among many, came up.
Merv Hughes was playing for Australia against a South African provincial side during a tour to SA. Hansie Cronje was facing him on a totally flat
deck and belting fours and sixes from every one of Hughes' overs. After Cronje hit Hughes for six for about the 8th time, Big Merv ran down the
pitch, let out a huge fart and said "Try and hit that for six". It was about 5 minutes before everyone was composed enough to continue the
game.
I'm still laughing and it's at least ten minutes since I first read it!!!
Merv Hughes was playing for Australia against a South African provincial side during a tour to SA. Hansie Cronje was facing him on a totally flat
deck and belting fours and sixes from every one of Hughes' overs. After Cronje hit Hughes for six for about the 8th time, Big Merv ran down the
pitch, let out a huge fart and said "Try and hit that for six". It was about 5 minutes before everyone was composed enough to continue the
game.
I'm still laughing and it's at least ten minutes since I first read it!!!
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Swami Dring
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My parting words to my fiance this morning as she left to go shopping were "don't show anyone your labia".
Sage advice, wot?
Sage advice, wot?
Mankind will not be free until the last king is strangled with the guts of the last priest
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Rainbow Moonlight
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Indeed.
When will you marry?
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Swami Dring
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October 18 is the big day.
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Swami Dring
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Thankyou Gus.
BTW, badminton chicks are HOT!
BTW, badminton chicks are HOT!
Mankind will not be free until the last king is strangled with the guts of the last priest
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Swami Dring
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Check out the men's 100m semis and final tonight, people.
Semis at around 10pm EST and the final at around 12.30am EST.
Should be huge. I saw Usain Bolt jog a 9.92 yesterday. The guy is a freak.
Semis at around 10pm EST and the final at around 12.30am EST.
Should be huge. I saw Usain Bolt jog a 9.92 yesterday. The guy is a freak.
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