Which Poo Would You Doo?

[AiA in Atlanta]

I have a great love for practical jokes and want to run something by you all: there is a person, a former co-worker who until a few months made life uncomfortable for me at work until I left. This person over the years has run otherwise fine employees off with his prima donna attitude and general psychosis yet because the company can't afford to lose him he gets away with it. This person took the piss out of me one time in the office, screaming until red in the face and his eyes were popping out of his head. Thankfully everyone heard it because I was innocent in the matter. I kept a professional attitude and didn't react. The truth is that his tirade bothered me a great deal. If I could do it over again things would have been different.

I can't however do it over again but I can get even:

There are various companies that send animal dung anonymously as a gag or revenge or simply just hate. I have the choice of cow dung, elephant crap and gorilla poop. Really, I just want the one that smells the worst. Which would you choose?

[JW Frogen]

Human Baby shit! God, that stuff could be a biologically weaponised.

Hey, you just gave me a business idea AIA.




I once got revenge on a former officer who was a real dickhead to everyone, a liar, a man who tried to provoke me into hitting him so I would go before the Old Man, a real bastard.

I sent an e-mail to the entire command declaring that he had been accepted for penis enlargement surgery, the IT guys even hooked me up with some graphics to make it look like the E-mail from a UK clinic.

You should have seen the look on this guy face at the next the entire command assembled.

[AiA in Atlanta]

Yeah, a dirty diaper on this guy's desk ....

[mantra.]

I think Frogen's dirty nasty prank was good. You could give that a go AiA. The problem is unless you're a devious nasty person by nature, it's really hard to think of something bad to do back to a person.

Maybe you should ask Jubial Priest. He seems to have a vast reservoir of "provocative" ideas.

[Postul8]

There are various companies that send animal dung anonymously as a gag or revenge or simply just hate.

Only in America

[Jubial Priest]

Only in America

What a fucked up little inferiority complex you have with that comment.

[JW Frogen]

Only in America

What a fucked up little inferiority complex you have with that comment.

You should see Nial naked on his infamous web cam!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Never has a gerkin aspired to be such a dill!