Ever farted in bed and left your spouse screaming? I have. With the Better Marriage Blanket I won't have to blame it on the dog again.
Better Marriage Blanket
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
- Hebe
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Re: Better Marriage Blanket
Makes a good wedding present!! I don't think so.
The better I get to know people, the more I find myself loving dogs.
- J.W. Frogen
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Re: Better Marriage Blanket
"Made of the same material developed by the military to protect against attack".
Good idea, if Al Qeada attacks your family home you are safe, "quick under the Better Marriage Blanket!"
Now all we need is the military to develop the Stealth Better Masturbation Blanket.
Good idea, if Al Qeada attacks your family home you are safe, "quick under the Better Marriage Blanket!"
Now all we need is the military to develop the Stealth Better Masturbation Blanket.
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