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Would you take on God's role if asked?

Depends on the pay
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Depends on the side benefits (ie quality of the angels)
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No way man - way too much stress in that
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Why not? I might be able to do some good- He isn't doing such a great job Himself
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That much power? You gotta be kiddin' anyone would be up for that.
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Wow- supercool- sure thing- my chance to save the world
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Can i bring Pookie and a supply of gin- might be an experience to tell the grand kids about.
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Rainbow Moonlight
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God

Post by Rainbow Moonlight » Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:15 pm

If you could be God, not just for a week but forever, would you?
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Aussie

Re: God

Post by Aussie » Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:08 pm

Can anyone guess my Vote?

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boxy
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Re: God

Post by boxy » Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:03 pm

Only if I get infinite wisdom to go with infinite power.

Because mostly, the more you help, the more people comes to depend on help.

Ultimately, that's no way to live.

A truly omnipotent god must always have a C'est la vie attitude, otherwise his flock are nothing more than pets.
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."
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Rainbow Moonlight
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Re: God

Post by Rainbow Moonlight » Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:07 pm

LOL- you ar eoffered the opportunity to be a god and yoru reaction si to bargain. :) I dunno aussie- I have no idea which you would say- mayeb the same as me?
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JW.Frogen
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Re: God

Post by JW.Frogen » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:34 am

Yeah, I would be God.

The first thing I would do is give the platypus a propeller.
DEEEEEEEEPTHOUGHT IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!
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JW.Frogen
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Re: God

Post by JW.Frogen » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:19 pm

If I were God I would also make humans reproduce by splitting, just like an amoeba. Think of all the time we waist thinking about and trying to get laid. Earth would be a utopia if we did not have to fuck to reproduce.
DEEEEEEEEPTHOUGHT IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!
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JW.Frogen
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Re: God

Post by JW.Frogen » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:21 pm

But I would still have big, fat juicy penises for peeing.
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AiA in Atlanta

Re: God

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:35 pm

JW.Frogen wrote:But I would still have big, fat juicy penises for peeing.
Indeed you would.

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Re: God

Post by JW.Frogen » Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:27 pm

Look at the big, gray hair at the end of that thing!

I would put a tenner on that being Tom Jone's penis.
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