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Political Chemistry

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Sun Jul 29, 2018 1:24 pm

Dear peer reviewers
This compendium of definitions is my submission to the oxymoronic field of political science.
Activisium - Highly corrosive alkali. Reacts exothermicly in presence of most logical compounds. Used in communide industry to denature democratic organisms.

Anarchy - Long believed to be an inert perspective, but has recently been discovered to react violently in solution of activistic alkali. Of no comercial value.

Bolshivicium - Obsolete constituent of marxite.

Buddhamide - Of significant importence to social engineering industry in parts of Central and East Asia. Used in Burma as an Islamicide.

Buddhanium - Stable element. Major constituant of Buddhamide.

Charitium - In its pure form is a noble endevour, but is quite rare as most specimens are contaminated with traces of corruptium. Major constituent of philanthropite. Of vital importence to the bleeding hearts industry.

Christanium - Usually a stable element. Readily absorbs other elements to form various compounds. eg Charitium and christanium form the alloy charity volunteeron. When electrolytically bonded with criminalium it forms repentite, and if thermally bonded forms the pseudocorruptoid shysterite.

Communium - Unstable element. Seeks to absorb all productive elements, then cannibalises itself and decays to decrepitonium. Like all members of the communide group is highly toxic.

Conservatite - Common compound usually found in a suit and tie matrix. Of considerable economic value to the status quo lobbies of most Westernised nations.

Conservium - Stable element. Major constituent of conservatite. Used as an anticorrosion agent in many productive substrates. Resists oxidisation of communistic alkalis. Easily reduced in solution of decadantic acid.

Corruptium - Highly corrosive element, magnetically repelled by scrutinium. Easily absorbed by authoritite to become despotite.

Criminalium - Common native element. On the second row of the corruptoid group. Used extensively by the social engineering industry to enhance the value of policeium.

Decadantic acid - Concentrated aqueous solution of fascium and corruptium.

Decrepitonium - Is a transcommunium element. Its atrophy dominates its chemistry.

Espionagium - Main constituent of spook. A pseudopoliceoid exhibiting terroristic characteristics.

Fagium - Reactive element of the queeride group. Condensed to a liquid and used as a solvent. In group 3 on the idiotic table.

Fasoactivistic acid - Solution of concentrated fascium and activisium. Forms skinhead ligands. Highly volatile, used sparingly by status quo lobby to flourescently expose communide industry subliminal advertising. Explodes on contact with poofterite.

Fascium - Native element. Reacts exothermically in the presence of communides.

Femininium - Highly prized substance valued for its coercive attributes on other elements.

Fetishium - Common but elusive element, can be hard to identify. Typically bonded with femininium to form transvestite.

Hyperactivistic alkali - Used by communide industry as an antiproductant.

Hypoactivistic alkali - Aqueous compound of activisium and criminalium. Used as a solvent by computer hacking clubs to enhance currency manipulation techniques.

Islamite - Extremely toxic substance that destroys all organic matter til only rocks and sand remain. Then attacks itself and decays to destitutium. Resists reduction by logical acids, but can be partially oxidised with communistic alkalis. Exudes pungeant odour similar to that of dog faeces.

Islamium - Highly volatile element. Reacts exothermically on contact with most other elements including isotopes of itself. Readily bonds with criminalium to form islamite, and inbredium to form muhamaddite.

Judon - Allotrope of zionite. Used in mid 20th century Europe as a propaganda fuel for gas ovens. Its use was discontinued after two thirds of global deposits were exhausted.

Kibbutzite - Allotrope of marxite with transvestite lustre. Accessory mineral of zionite.

Masculinium - Common element used to impart durability and rigidity to alloys. Contaminated with corruptium creates hoodlum, contaminated with perversium forms vandal, and bonded with criminalium forms terrorist.

Marxite - Ore body of elements in the communide group. Currently bonded with veganium to make fuckwitide.

Muhamaddite - Historically an ore body of islamium. Largely superceded by the proliferation of muslimide.

Muslimide - Islamium based compound manufactured in vast quantities by the ecosystem elimination industry.

Nazium - Potentially unstable element. Is a pseudocommunide and antijewing agent, formerly used as a mind control substance by European social engineering industries. Its use was discontinued due to its degenerative effects on democratic organisms.

Perversium - Corrosive element whose chemistry is not entirely understood. Forms the substance pervertite. Commonly used by the communide industry to give deviant qualities to other compounds.

Philanthropite - Is a transition element. Principle ore body of charitium. Accumulates currency electrons til reaching a critical mass, then exchanges excess currency electrons for good will protons and metamorphises to charity foundation.

Plebium - Common element used by social engineering industry to test the pH level of demographic compounds via the election filtration process. If acidic the litmus ballot turns blue and if alkali turns red.

Policeium - Rarely found in pure form, usually bonded with appreciable quantities of corruptium. Magnetically attracted to criminalium.

Poofterite - Usual ore body of elements in the queeride group. Used extensively by communide industries as a victim proliferation agent.

Queerium - Increasingly common constituent of the queeride group. Currently mined by the communide industry to make antinormalades.

Ratbag's constant - The cyclic contempt for authotities' validity due to the parasitic hypocrisy of authoritive behaviour.

Socialisium - Weak communide alkali used by communide industry to corrode democratic structures. Readily disolves in solution of decadantic acid.

Transexualide - Unstable compound of queerium and femininium. Can be held in stasis with pervertic alkali.

Transvestite - Pseudofeminoid compound magnetically attracted to femininium.

Trotskium - Member of the communide group. Resists reduction with decadantic acid. Used by communide industry for components in obstructionism devices.

Veganium - An electron deficient variety of perversium. Readily bonds with socialisium to gain electrons but is robbed of its neutron and decays to cretinium. Mined by the animal rights industry and sold as emotion plated charitium.

Xenophobium - Stable element. Resists bonding with elements alien to itself except conservium. With considerable energy can be reduced in fasoactivistic acid and alloyed with scrutinium to make stainless paranoid.

Yogi's law - An algerbraic equation applying to knowledge hyperbolas, where learning curve equals ignorance times exposure over resource availability. Expressed as ;
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Used to discern reality from security aparatus activity of fasoparanoid gits.

Zionite - A pseudocommunide of which there are two types. The natural variety is a mixed oxide of semitium and socialisium. The synthetic version is an electrolytically bonded compound of ashkenazium and corruptium, sold by political forgery angencies as semite, but is technically a eurowogoid. Either variety mixed with inbredium forms hassidite. Joo Corp has convinced the political forgery agencies antisemites should be banned.
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