John Smith wrote:
you haven't yet handed him his arse on a plate, once you do that he'll start with the whole 'leftie, leftie, leftie' bullshit that seems to make up most of his arguments.
Now now SmithStain
tm, my lefty abuse doesn't require anyone to hand me anything, as you would we'll be aware.
You have what it takes to "hand me my arse"?
You must be secretly hiding the ability somewhere waiting for the right time and moment to do a big reveal and get me.
I'm onto you SmithStain
tm 
You are playing the long game, aren't you...
Join Ozpol, make 50k+ shitposts and one liners, never revealing you have any any real intelligence.
Next join PA and continue making exactly the same type of posts.
Now I'm onto the next phase of your dastardly plan.
You are waiting for the perfect opportunity to arise and BAM! you will unleash a blistering torrent of logic interspersed with smatterings of original humour that is not only hilarious but poignant too. So your minor reveal will be to show not only are you not the grade level lame shitposter you cleverly disguised yourself as for so long, but you have the ability to make a person belly laugh and think at the same time?
Oh my word, you are good. You are good my son...
I'm still wondering what surprises are instore for me at the big event for your main reveal.
This is so exciting! Can you give me a little hint? When you think you will press the go button?
I wanna make sure I skip breakfast that day so when this all goes down and I will ruefully accept the plate you hand to me, adorned with my arse and with a grin, i'll slap you on the back and say John, you got me and you got me good.
Well done son. Well done.
I'm gonna need a beer or two to wash down my feed of arse.
Johnny, let me buy you pints for the rest of the night and you can watch me finish my arse on the plate.
This one's for you Johnny. This one's for you. You deserve it.
I'll stand up and yell out quiet please. The room would hush and I'd say "I'd like to make a toast."
"This is a toast to Johnny, a man who knows the long con. A man who is dedicated. A man who knows how to play the game"
"He played it well and he played it skillfully. At the end of the day, the better man won and I'm a better man for being beaten by him"
"Here's to Johnny everyone! the funniest, smartest and most patient man I've ever met. He's a fucking machine!"
Everyone is glancing over at you wonder who this guy is. Chicks are already sizing you up wondering what you got and can dey get dem some o dat and get a little taste of the brilliant Johnny.
Drinks will flow, laughs will be plentiful and we'll reminisce about the old days at Ozpol and Yahoo and talk about how you managed to keep a lid on your talents for so long and fool everyone but you will have a few tales where you nearly gave it away but manged to pull back. It wasn't the right moment.
I'll say Johnny, I'm so glad it wasn't the right moment, because I wouldn't have missed the for the world!
After the festivities have died down and we've all gone home, we all know that tonight, something remarkable happened.
Something historic that will be talked about for years and the story told and passed down to offspring.
Remembering the magic of the big reveal and hoping to pass a little of that feeling down a generation.
Wondering, hoping that someday, maybe they'll meet there own Johnny who knows what's up and has a long game already in play.
I have a feeling we are going to become life long friends Johnny.
Once the big reveal occurs we will be able to have regular conversation and meaningful discussion and many laughs.
We'll have BBQs and our kids can play in the pool.
Our wives will get on like a house on fire and good beer, good food, massive laughs, great conversation that will go into the early hours ranging from science to politics to deep philosophical questions, some asked and answered and some we are amazed they haven't been posed before.
And it's all because of you Johnny. Your the key to unlocking life.
You're an amazing person Johnny.
After your big reveal, I will be proud to call you friend.
Seriously, thank you John. My life would be poorer not knowing you.
joy.) 
