HR Allahstuff
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- JWFrogen
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HR Allahstuff
Islam is ok.
Just don't take it too seriously, it is like one of those 1970s Sid and Marty Kroft shows. (Sid and Marty Kroft were the Mozart of the 1970s)
Indeed Sid and Marty Kroft could have invented Islam.
H. R. Allahstuff H.R.Allahstuf,
Who's your friend when things get rough?
H.R. Allahstuf,
Can't do a little cause he kill enough.
Once upon a summertime
Just a dream from yesterday
A man and his magic Arc Angel
Heard a voice from off his head
"Come and play with me, Mohammed
Come and play with me.
And I will take you on a trip
Far across insanity."
But the voice belonged to a kooky old God
Who had in mind our reason to flog
From Allah's terror in the sky
Mohammed watched Allah's plans materialize
Allah waved his wand
And all thought was gone
The skies grew dark
The sea grew rough
And the martyrs cried death on and on and on and on and on and on.
Ready to set off another suicide bomb!!!!!
H.R. Allahstuff,
Who's your friend when things get rough?
H.R. Allahstuff
Can't do a little cause he can't kill enough.
Just don't take it too seriously, it is like one of those 1970s Sid and Marty Kroft shows. (Sid and Marty Kroft were the Mozart of the 1970s)
Indeed Sid and Marty Kroft could have invented Islam.
H. R. Allahstuff H.R.Allahstuf,
Who's your friend when things get rough?
H.R. Allahstuf,
Can't do a little cause he kill enough.
Once upon a summertime
Just a dream from yesterday
A man and his magic Arc Angel
Heard a voice from off his head
"Come and play with me, Mohammed
Come and play with me.
And I will take you on a trip
Far across insanity."
But the voice belonged to a kooky old God
Who had in mind our reason to flog
From Allah's terror in the sky
Mohammed watched Allah's plans materialize
Allah waved his wand
And all thought was gone
The skies grew dark
The sea grew rough
And the martyrs cried death on and on and on and on and on and on.
Ready to set off another suicide bomb!!!!!
H.R. Allahstuff,
Who's your friend when things get rough?
H.R. Allahstuff
Can't do a little cause he can't kill enough.
- JWFrogen
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Re: HR Allahstuff
I posted this on several forums (including here some where previously), here it was not a test just a joke because this forum is so free, but on many other forums I had an ulterior motive, to see if it would be censored.
I only posted it on forums that allow gross humor against Christianity or Judaism and low and behold, 3 of the five forums censored it.
This was a theory I have, that Islam has been so effective at violent threat many in the West are willing to censor and reject long held secular, democratic, Enlightenment principals just to appease them.
It is interesting how effective Islam has been at violent offence even in the more important case of papers refusing to print the Danish cartoons, even print them after violent Islamists killed over the initial appearance of these cartoons, thus making what were every banal cartoons vital and news worthy, especially in an image driven media. Islam has been very effective at threatening its way to censorship in the supposedly secular, democratic West.
Look at the difference between the religions, 'Life of Brian' was protested by fundamentalist Christians but it played and still does pretty much everywhere in the West. Can you imagine a simular satire “Life of Mohammed”? There would be blood in Islamic countries and fear in the West. Same holds true with the Last Temptation of Christ, still playing or renting. Where is the Satanic Verses movie?
Radical Islam is winning this battle, it stomps it's feet, protests violently and gets it's way, even here in the West and we are not even fighting, we are just putting our hands up and calling it peace.
Good to see one forum that is not afraid of the barbarians who kill in the name of God only to silence speech.
I only posted it on forums that allow gross humor against Christianity or Judaism and low and behold, 3 of the five forums censored it.
This was a theory I have, that Islam has been so effective at violent threat many in the West are willing to censor and reject long held secular, democratic, Enlightenment principals just to appease them.
It is interesting how effective Islam has been at violent offence even in the more important case of papers refusing to print the Danish cartoons, even print them after violent Islamists killed over the initial appearance of these cartoons, thus making what were every banal cartoons vital and news worthy, especially in an image driven media. Islam has been very effective at threatening its way to censorship in the supposedly secular, democratic West.
Look at the difference between the religions, 'Life of Brian' was protested by fundamentalist Christians but it played and still does pretty much everywhere in the West. Can you imagine a simular satire “Life of Mohammed”? There would be blood in Islamic countries and fear in the West. Same holds true with the Last Temptation of Christ, still playing or renting. Where is the Satanic Verses movie?
Radical Islam is winning this battle, it stomps it's feet, protests violently and gets it's way, even here in the West and we are not even fighting, we are just putting our hands up and calling it peace.
Good to see one forum that is not afraid of the barbarians who kill in the name of God only to silence speech.
Re: HR Allahstuff
Buy the production rights to ‘The Satanic Verses: The Musical’. That’s one piece of entertainment that will need no marketing at all to reach a world wide audience of rabid fanatics. Success will be guaranteed, when news about its premiere will spread around the world like wildfire (or, most probably, like burning embassies…)
- JWFrogen
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Re: HR Allahstuff
Can you pinch Hugh Jackman in the role of Allah and Madonna as Mohammed?
Though Madonna may demand to be Allah.
Though Madonna may demand to be Allah.
Re: HR Allahstuff
You should post that in abu's Islam thread on OP.
It will last a nanosecond!
Trouble with Islam is, it is set in stone exactly how it was in AD800 or so. It has not developed with the times.
It will last a nanosecond!
Trouble with Islam is, it is set in stone exactly how it was in AD800 or so. It has not developed with the times.
- boxy
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Re: HR Allahstuff
*shrugs*
It's part of what makes the West, the West. Not doing stuff that offends minorities at home, or means they are targeted for unfair treatment.
Unlike the Islamists, the West fears the power of it's own mob mentality, and the evil it can do.
It's part of what makes the West, the West. Not doing stuff that offends minorities at home, or means they are targeted for unfair treatment.
Unlike the Islamists, the West fears the power of it's own mob mentality, and the evil it can do.
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."
- JWFrogen
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Re: HR Allahstuff
Christopher Hitchens made a telling comment, he knows most of the major editors in the US and UK and said most did not print the Danish cartoons even though they became newsworthy after many Muslims burned embassies and killed Europeans in Islamic countries simply out of fear, he said most admitted that to him.
But I don't buy the specious argument wrapping them in cotton wool and sending surrender signals to those who threaten to kill is for their own good.
What is for their own good is learning the rules of secular society, one of which means your religion may be criticized or satirized and you can be offended, object, rebut, but you can not threaten to silence, censor or kill.
I risked my life, literally twice to help save tens of thousands of Muslims, in Kuwait and Bosnia, all I ask in return is that you let me speak freely, even about your religion, and you do not go all Allahshit over it and start killing.
Simple request that is a pre-requisit for living in a secular, western society.
If they can't learn that, they really should not be here.
But I don't buy the specious argument wrapping them in cotton wool and sending surrender signals to those who threaten to kill is for their own good.
What is for their own good is learning the rules of secular society, one of which means your religion may be criticized or satirized and you can be offended, object, rebut, but you can not threaten to silence, censor or kill.
I risked my life, literally twice to help save tens of thousands of Muslims, in Kuwait and Bosnia, all I ask in return is that you let me speak freely, even about your religion, and you do not go all Allahshit over it and start killing.
Simple request that is a pre-requisit for living in a secular, western society.
If they can't learn that, they really should not be here.
- JW.Frogen
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Re: HR Allahstuff
The adherents of the "RELIGION OF PEACE" are at it again gunning down their fellow soidlers at Fort Hood.
Let's see, this fallafel fucked freak was making crazy statements on his blog, anti American rants and was a muslim and no one thought to maybe take guns away from him?
Either that or they should have transfered him to the Marines.
They did not because they did not want to be un PC weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Let's see, this fallafel fucked freak was making crazy statements on his blog, anti American rants and was a muslim and no one thought to maybe take guns away from him?
Either that or they should have transfered him to the Marines.
They did not because they did not want to be un PC weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
DEEEEEEEEPTHOUGHT IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!
- JW.Frogen
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Re: HR Allahstuff
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20091107/D9BQTL280.html
'"The Army major also had previously questioned the U.S. war on terror.
A former classmate has said Hasan was a "vociferous opponent of the war" and "viewed the war against terror" as a "war against Islam." Dr. Val Finnell, who attended a master's in public health program in 2007-2008 at Uniformed Services University with Hasan, said he told classmates he was "a Muslim first and an American second."
"In retrospect, I'm not surprised he did it," Finnell said. "I had real questions about what his priorities were, what his beliefs were."
'"The Army major also had previously questioned the U.S. war on terror.
A former classmate has said Hasan was a "vociferous opponent of the war" and "viewed the war against terror" as a "war against Islam." Dr. Val Finnell, who attended a master's in public health program in 2007-2008 at Uniformed Services University with Hasan, said he told classmates he was "a Muslim first and an American second."
"In retrospect, I'm not surprised he did it," Finnell said. "I had real questions about what his priorities were, what his beliefs were."
DEEEEEEEEPTHOUGHT IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!
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Re: HR Allahstuff
I demand Allah be extradited to The Hague for crimes against humanity.
Hell, send Jehova too as it really is a crime syndicate.
Hell, send Jehova too as it really is a crime syndicate.
DEEEEEEEEPTHOUGHT IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!
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