Factoid: At the age of 3 Phelps' father used electrical tape to stunt the growth of Michael's penis so that he would be more hydrodynamic.
Phelps' secret Olympic code name was 'The Little Merman'.
The Secret Shame of Michael Phelps
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
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JWFrogen
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Re: The Secret Shame of Michael Phelps
My father injected my penis with Bull's testosterone in the hopes I could use it as a pole in Olympic pole vaulting.
It worked but unfortunately I got a herd of cows pregnant and had to give up on the dream.
It worked but unfortunately I got a herd of cows pregnant and had to give up on the dream.
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commonfaux
Re: The Secret Shame of Michael Phelps
Bull testicles? The waiter told me they were meatballs.
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