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Re: 18% man tax cafe charge

Post by Black Orchid » Tue May 07, 2019 2:58 pm

The4thEstate wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 11:01 pm
Yeah, Biden's history of snuggling and sniffing women isn't exactly cool in the "Me Too" era. But the average Democrat would vote for Charles Manson if they thought he could beat Trump.

Biden is also a walking gaffe machine, not to mention a plagiarist.

Even left-leaning Newsweek admits as much:
https://www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-gaff ... on-1323905
At a St. Patrick’s Day reception for the then Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen in 2010, Biden noted that the visitor’s mother had lived in America.

“His mom lived in Long Island for 10 years or so, god rest her soul, and, er, although she's, wait—your mom's still alive. It was your dad [who] passed. God bless her soul. I gotta get this straight,” Biden said.
During a 2008 campaign rally in Missouri, Biden asked the audience to applaud State Senator Chuck Graham.

“Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see you,” Biden said, gesturing for Graham to stand.

Graham, a paraplegic following a car accident, is confined to a wheelchair.

“Oh, god love ya, what am I talking about,” Biden said, realizing his mistake. “I tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up though, pal. Thank you very, very much...You can tell I'm new.”
During a 2008 campaign rally, Biden said: “Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: Jobs. J-O-B-S."
During a conference call with reporters in 2007, Biden assessed the strengths of fellow presidential hopeful Barack Obama.

“I mean you've got the first sort of mainstream African American, who is articulate and bright, and clean and [a] nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man,” Biden said.
Thanks for the laughs 4E :lol:

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Re: 18% man tax cafe charge

Post by Nicole » Tue May 07, 2019 6:28 pm

:rofl

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Re: 18% man tax cafe charge

Post by The4thEstate » Tue May 07, 2019 11:09 pm

Clueless Joe is the gaffe gift that keeps on giving. Here's his latest stumble:

"And much to the amusement of the small group of donors, he confused Mrs May with former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, who died in 2013, more than two decades after leaving office."
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... Trump.html

'Margaret Thatcher –- um, excuse me, Margaret Thatcher, Freudian slip," Biden said as laughter rang out. 'But I knew her too." After a pause, the Democrat politician continued: 'The Prime Minister of Great Britain, Theresa May."

Biden already looks about as fit for the presidency as your average nursing home patient. In contrast to Trump, who can effortlessly speak off the cuff for an hour or more, Biden's latest appearances feature him repeatedly staring down at his notes and stammering incoherently for several seconds in the midst of his speeches.

Here are some h-h-h-highlights: https://newsradiowrva.radio.com/blogs/j ... but-speech

Biden reminds me of a mumbling cartoon character named Boomhauer on "King of the Hill." Listen to his "Top 2" comments starting at tthe 2:05 mark of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb54w2iWJcw

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Re: 18% man tax cafe charge

Post by Texan » Wed May 08, 2019 7:04 am

The dialect from King of the Hill is modeled after Garland, TX. I grew up next door in Mesquite. The show is set in the fictional town of Arland.

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Re: 18% man tax cafe charge

Post by Black Orchid » Wed May 08, 2019 12:16 pm

Funny stuff lol

Here's some more Biden :b

https://joebiden.info/

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Re: 18% man tax cafe charge

Post by The4thEstate » Wed May 08, 2019 11:35 pm

Texan wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 7:04 am
The dialect from King of the Hill is modeled after Garland, TX. I grew up next door in Mesquite. The show is set in the fictional town of Arland.
Then you probably knew a Boomhauer of your own!

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Re: 18% man tax cafe charge

Post by Texan » Wed May 08, 2019 11:37 pm

The4thEstate wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 11:35 pm
Texan wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 7:04 am
The dialect from King of the Hill is modeled after Garland, TX. I grew up next door in Mesquite. The show is set in the fictional town of Arland.
Then you probably knew a Boomhauer of your own!
His name is Keith.

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Re: 18% man tax cafe charge

Post by The4thEstate » Wed May 08, 2019 11:42 pm

Black Orchid wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 12:16 pm
Funny stuff lol

Here's some more Biden :b

https://joebiden.info/
Love the "hands-on approach" line!

I've also noticed that he has the wide-eyed look of a guy who underwent too much of a facelift.

He reminds me of country music singer Kenny Rogers,who went from looking like a weathered cowboy to a perpetually surprised guy. Tell me you really think the photo on the right is an improvement: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-U94HlSuQE8s/U ... urgery.jpg

Sometimes it's better to age gracefully.

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Re: 18% man tax cafe charge

Post by Black Orchid » Thu May 09, 2019 11:29 am

It's a shame what people do to themselves in the name of vanity. Kenny Rogers being one. Look at Mickey Rourke, Cher and Meg Ryan. Meg was so fresh and pretty looking and now she just looks disfigured.

I am all for light work, if you feel the need, and many seem to get that right but I will never understand why others go that step too far. What do they see when they look in the mirror?

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Re: 18% man tax cafe charge

Post by billy the kid » Thu May 09, 2019 11:57 am

Black Orchid wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 11:29 am
It's a shame what people do to themselves in the name of vanity. Kenny Rogers being one. Look at Mickey Rourke, Cher and Meg Ryan. Meg was so fresh and pretty looking and now she just looks disfigured.

I am all for light work, if you feel the need, and many seem to get that right but I will never understand why others go that step too far. What do they see when they look in the mirror?
Nothing worse than an old woman trying to look young and sexy...yawn yawn..
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