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Post by Outlaw Yogi » Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:21 pm

Neferti once asked (when I got Gemma) if I intended breeding pig dogs, and I replied "No".

Well I changed my mind .. OK?

Mated Gemma (Bull Arab/Wolf Hound/Bull Mastiff) with a Bull Arab.
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Post by Outlaw Yogi » Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:16 pm

RFS came to burn next door ...
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They're good at lighting fires ...
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But not so good at navigating 4WDs on dirt tracks ...
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Post by Outlaw Yogi » Wed Feb 18, 2015 8:03 pm

Sorry no photos this time. Been preoccupied. And had a rather uncomfortable fungal infection to deal with.
So fellas, if you're at the beach and a blonde in a flouro orange bikini and long white skirt gets friendly, my advice is 'run away' .. she's not a holiday season middle aged beach bunny, she's a phuking vegetarian biohazard. Phuk I hate vegetarians
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Post by Neferti » Wed Feb 18, 2015 8:18 pm

Outlaw Yogi wrote:Sorry no photos this time. Been preoccupied. And had a rather uncomfortable fungal infection to deal with.
So fellas, if you're at the beach and a blonde in a flouro orange bikini and long white skirt gets friendly, my advice is 'run away' .. she's not a holiday season middle aged beach bunny, she's a phuking vegetarian biohazard. Phuk I hate vegetarians
Oops. :rofl

Good to see you back Yogi ....... not much has changed here except the socks ...... :meet

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Post by Outlaw Yogi » Sat Feb 21, 2015 5:10 pm

Neferti~ wrote:
Good to see you back Yogi ....... not much has changed here except the socks ...... :meet
Thanks ... hope they're clean socks :P
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Post by Outlaw Yogi » Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:45 pm

Went to some mates place and sank some Wild Turkeys. They have up stairs of a house.
Down stairs is an old woman with several dogs. My pig dog bitch (Gemma) seemed to think a Maltese dog (also a bitch) was a rabbit. Gemma picked it up and shook it like she does goannas.
Now it has broken ribs, punctured lung and a gummy leg.
And I have a $900 vet bill.

Why the phuk do people have/breed such fragile little creatures?
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Post by boxy » Sat Feb 28, 2015 10:26 pm

Dude, keep that thing under control when you're out amongst others :shock:


Got a new pup here too.
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Thought my old bitch was past it (12 or so years old) and only has one row of teats left (cancer), but she raised a couple of pups. Sold one off, and kept the bitch that looked almost exactly like her (and her mother before her). I think she's going to make a top work dog :thumb
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Post by IQS.RLOW » Sat Feb 28, 2015 11:13 pm

Outlaw Yogi wrote:Sorry no photos this time. Been preoccupied. And had a rather uncomfortable fungal infection to deal with.
So fellas, if you're at the beach and a blonde in a flouro orange bikini and long white skirt gets friendly, my advice is 'run away' .. she's not a holiday season middle aged beach bunny, she's a phuking vegetarian biohazard. Phuk I hate vegetarians
I see you've met boxys wife.
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Post by AiA in Atlanta » Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:51 am

nice looking dogs all

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Post by mantra » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:34 am

Boxy's kelpie is beautiful. She looks very focussed.
Outlaw Yogi wrote:Went to some mates place and sank some Wild Turkeys. They have up stairs of a house.
Down stairs is an old woman with several dogs. My pig dog bitch (Gemma) seemed to think a Maltese dog (also a bitch) was a rabbit. Gemma picked it up and shook it like she does goannas.
Now it has broken ribs, punctured lung and a gummy leg.
And I have a $900 vet bill.
Bull Arabs/mastiffs aren't everyone's pick, although a purebred Bull Arab is a beautiful looking dog. That poor old woman must have been distrought. Elderly people find fragile little dogs easier to manage because they're fragile themselves. You might end up with a lap dog one day Yogi. I rescued a little maltese once. She was a beautiful little thing, but had a genetic condition which meant a short life. Dogs breeding naturally without the constraints of human intervention tend to be healthier.

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