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Re: The Sexual Revolution

Post by Monkey Magic » Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:27 pm

lisa jones wrote:
Monkey Magic wrote:
lisa jones wrote:Sex?? I think it's overrated.
So you um... like... never had an orgasm then?

Oooooh... sad sighs and sympathy for Lisa. :(
Noooooooooooo .. it's more kinda like this Sappho .. if you have your fav food 3 times a day EVERY SINGLE DAY, then after a while you start to think .. meh this is starting to get boring/overrated etc. Sex can get like that too.

And as regards orgasms .. umm let's just say I have sound proof windows in my bedroom LMAO :)

PS I knew you'd reply to my post lol!
giggles and big smiles... cause.... like um... big word.... your analogy is like da dreds K?

It like should go.... Food is to sex as fav food types is to fav sexual positions.... K? Dat analogy works cause sex drive and like hunger come from like da same place deep in da brain... like lolz... i'm da teacher... rof lmao.

So, Iz be reckonin' dat if ya doin' it doggy style like all da time.... Course ya gonna like get sick of it, just like ya gonna get sick of da fav food like you said yeah?

And dat thang youse say... like 'EVERY SINGLE DAY'... that's like sayin that yo doin' it for da man and like not fo yoself. Dats da dreds like fo sizzle and totes.

Youse gotta tell yo man dat you aint doin' da thang if he don't make you cum too K? Den da sex won't be over rated... giggles.

And like... anotha thang that aint like about da topic.... Ditch da Sappho shite ducks... I aint Sappho no mo. If youse all keep call me Sappho... like Im gonna start calling youse different names. Like sooooooo rude K?

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Re: The Sexual Revolution

Post by IQS.RLOW » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:58 pm

Jovial Monk wrote:“Blast his load” bwahahahaha

Trickle a couple of drops be more like it.
Speaking from experience, eh?
Lefty must be a dribbler

When you next switch positions, ask lefty to ram a fist into your grapefruit sized prostate and see if you can choke the prick to death
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