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Hot For A Mouth

Re: Ask Swami

Post by Hot For A Mouth » Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:02 am

My boyfriend won't kiss me or give me oral sex but the intercourse is great. Do I dump him?
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J.W. Frogen
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by J.W. Frogen » Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:23 pm

I think Swami would give that an affirmative, but he does prohibit titty fucking.
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by boxy » Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:53 pm

Hot For A Mouth wrote:My boyfriend won't kiss me or give me oral sex but the intercourse is great. Do I dump him?
I commend your BFs rigour in maintaining his oral hygiene :D
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by boxy » Sun Feb 20, 2011 9:11 pm

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Diarrhea has never tasted so good.

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"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."
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AiA in Atlanta

Re: Ask Swami

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Tue Feb 22, 2011 4:45 am

Hot For A Mouth wrote:My boyfriend won't kiss me or give me oral sex but the intercourse is great. Do I dump him?
Swami seems to be shirking his duty so I will fill in: sounds like you have an intelligent man there and that it is neither smell nor pubic hair that is keeping your bf from eating you out - oral sex has been linked to oral cancer:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110221/ts ... V4bGlua2U-
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Frogen's Glorious Penis

Re: Ask Swami

Post by Frogen's Glorious Penis » Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:19 am

When Frogen crosses his legs I go numb. Why does this happen?
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J.W. Frogen
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by J.W. Frogen » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:57 pm

I would never double cross my penis.

Note to self, get a bigger ball pillow.
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Frogen's Left Ball

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Post by Frogen's Left Ball » Sat Feb 26, 2011 6:33 am

Why are women gold diggers? Just because a woman puts out it doesn't mean a man should pay her bills.
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by Swami Dring » Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:54 am

Hot For A Mouth wrote:My boyfriend won't kiss me or give me oral sex but the intercourse is great. Do I dump him?
Sounds like you're a hooker and he's one of your regular johns. You shouldn't expect him to kiss or growl you. After all, he's the one paying.
Mankind will not be free until the last king is strangled with the guts of the last priest
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by Swami Dring » Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:58 am

AiA in Atlanta wrote:
Hot For A Mouth wrote:My boyfriend won't kiss me or give me oral sex but the intercourse is great. Do I dump him?
Swami seems to be shirking his duty so I will fill in: sounds like you have an intelligent man there and that it is neither smell nor pubic hair that is keeping your bf from eating you out - oral sex has been linked to oral cancer:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110221/ts ... V4bGlua2U-
Head cancer?!

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