Stimulating Package

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Black Orchid
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Re: Stimulating Package

Post by Black Orchid » Sun Mar 08, 2020 5:17 pm

I think you're on the wrong track there.

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Re: Stimulating Package

Post by Juliar » Sun Mar 08, 2020 5:26 pm

The Black Market in toilet rolls has appeared!!!

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Pssst! Rolls going cheap - get yours before they run out!!!

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Re: Stimulating Package

Post by BigP » Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:00 am

Juliar wrote:
Sun Mar 08, 2020 5:14 pm
But BigP that's kind of disloyal!

Your famous Socialist HERO Juliar Gillard had red hair.
She wasnt a bad looker in her earlier days. I would have gone a couple of rounds in her ring.. :buddy

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Re: Stimulating Package

Post by Juliar » Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:06 pm

She was a bit of a Welsh Rarebit. That snout and that bum and those cankles and that "voice" that sounded like a frog croaking.

But there is no accounting for taste.

Do you still have your Juliar toy dog that was very popular with the Socialists ?

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Re: Stimulating Package

Post by Juliar » Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:19 pm

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The toilet roll violence pandemic takes hold!!!!



FOOD AND HOUSEHOLD ITEMS TO STOCKPILE IN A CORONA VIRUS PANDEMIC

Extra prescription medications, asthma relief inhalers

Over-the-counter anti-fever and pain medications

Feminine hygiene products

Family pack of toilet paper

Vitamins

Alcohol-containing hand rub

Household cleaning agents and soap

Tissues, paper towel

Cereals, grains, beans, lentils, pasta

Tinned food – fish, vegetables, fruit

Oil, spices and flavours

Dried fruit and nuts

Ultra-heat treated or powdered milk

Soft drink or candy/chocolate for treats

Pet food and care

Source: Virology Down Under by University of Queensland virologists Dr Ian Mackay and Dr Katherine Arden

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Re: Stimulating Package

Post by BigP » Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:52 pm

Juliar wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:06 pm
She was a bit of a Welsh Rarebit. That snout and that bum and those cankles and that "voice" that sounded like a frog croaking.

But there is no accounting for taste.

Do you still have your Juliar toy dog that was very popular with the Socialists ?
The way you're shaking it looks like you have stuffed your stimulation package up yur ass...lol

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Re: Stimulating Package

Post by Juliar » Mon Mar 09, 2020 1:32 pm

BigP, sounds like you are doing a bit of neurotic projection there. To stop your shaking take valium.

Have you stocked up on toilet paper yet ?

Your favorite sauce for FAKE NEWS, the Guardian, is a good substitute as it is always covered in Lefty ****!!!!!

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Re: Stimulating Package

Post by BigP » Mon Mar 09, 2020 1:42 pm

Juliar wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 1:32 pm
BigP, sounds like you are doing a bit of neurotic projection there. To stop your shaking take valium.

Have you stocked up on toilet paper yet ?

Your favorite sauce for FAKE NEWS, the Guardian, is a good substitute as it is always covered in Lefty ****!!!!!
No toilet paper yet, I'll just whip out to the paddock and wipe my ass on one of the sheep,

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Re: Stimulating Package

Post by Valkie » Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:28 pm

We are down to our last 10000 rolls.

But seriously, Why?

We do a big shop once a month.
Toilet paper is on that monthly list.
We have nearly 20 days until that shop, I just hope there is some bum wipe available then.

But we do a small shop once a week
Perishables, fruit and meat etc.
The last two weeks have been enlightening.
Empty isles where once were toilet paper.

I have even heard that some people have driven from Sydney to Gulgong and Dubbo to buy toilet paper.
Go figure???????
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Re: Stimulating Package

Post by Juliar » Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:40 pm

Maybe they see their exhaust port as the most important part of their person ?

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