Stimulating Package
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- Black Orchid
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Re: Stimulating Package
I think you're on the wrong track there.
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Re: Stimulating Package
The Black Market in toilet rolls has appeared!!!
Pssst! Rolls going cheap - get yours before they run out!!!
Pssst! Rolls going cheap - get yours before they run out!!!
- BigP
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Re: Stimulating Package
She was a bit of a Welsh Rarebit. That snout and that bum and those cankles and that "voice" that sounded like a frog croaking.
But there is no accounting for taste.
Do you still have your Juliar toy dog that was very popular with the Socialists ?
But there is no accounting for taste.
Do you still have your Juliar toy dog that was very popular with the Socialists ?
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Re: Stimulating Package
The toilet roll violence pandemic takes hold!!!!
FOOD AND HOUSEHOLD ITEMS TO STOCKPILE IN A CORONA VIRUS PANDEMIC
Extra prescription medications, asthma relief inhalers
Over-the-counter anti-fever and pain medications
Feminine hygiene products
Family pack of toilet paper
Vitamins
Alcohol-containing hand rub
Household cleaning agents and soap
Tissues, paper towel
Cereals, grains, beans, lentils, pasta
Tinned food – fish, vegetables, fruit
Oil, spices and flavours
Dried fruit and nuts
Ultra-heat treated or powdered milk
Soft drink or candy/chocolate for treats
Pet food and care
Source: Virology Down Under by University of Queensland virologists Dr Ian Mackay and Dr Katherine Arden
- BigP
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Re: Stimulating Package
The way you're shaking it looks like you have stuffed your stimulation package up yur ass...lol
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Re: Stimulating Package
BigP, sounds like you are doing a bit of neurotic projection there. To stop your shaking take valium.
Have you stocked up on toilet paper yet ?
Your favorite sauce for FAKE NEWS, the Guardian, is a good substitute as it is always covered in Lefty ****!!!!!
Have you stocked up on toilet paper yet ?
Your favorite sauce for FAKE NEWS, the Guardian, is a good substitute as it is always covered in Lefty ****!!!!!
- BigP
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Re: Stimulating Package
No toilet paper yet, I'll just whip out to the paddock and wipe my ass on one of the sheep,
- Valkie
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Re: Stimulating Package
We are down to our last 10000 rolls.
But seriously, Why?
We do a big shop once a month.
Toilet paper is on that monthly list.
We have nearly 20 days until that shop, I just hope there is some bum wipe available then.
But we do a small shop once a week
Perishables, fruit and meat etc.
The last two weeks have been enlightening.
Empty isles where once were toilet paper.
I have even heard that some people have driven from Sydney to Gulgong and Dubbo to buy toilet paper.
Go figure???????
But seriously, Why?
We do a big shop once a month.
Toilet paper is on that monthly list.
We have nearly 20 days until that shop, I just hope there is some bum wipe available then.
But we do a small shop once a week
Perishables, fruit and meat etc.
The last two weeks have been enlightening.
Empty isles where once were toilet paper.
I have even heard that some people have driven from Sydney to Gulgong and Dubbo to buy toilet paper.
Go figure???????
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A world free from the plague of Islam
A world that has never known the horrors of the cult of death.
My hope is that in time, Islam will be nothing but a bad dream
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Re: Stimulating Package
Maybe they see their exhaust port as the most important part of their person ?
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