Joke of the Day

[Neferti]

Here's the funniest thing I've seen in ages

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/ ... style.html

He looks like Donald Duck when he runs ...

[cods]

Here's the funniest thing I've seen in ages

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/ ... style.html

He looks like Donald Duck when he runs ...

wonder what redneck thinks he thinks scotty takes a cameraman everywhere he goes......and he thinks thats shocking..


waddle Billy .....shows how phony he is.....hasnt even got a clue how to run....

maybe Caster can give him lessons...

do you think we should trust our country to that clown.

[billy the kid]

Was that Johanna Griggs pulling the Queens carriage at Ascot races the other day...

[billy the kid]

Q Why are so many dog ugly skank women posting photos of their bare arses on social media
these days...do they need to do that to become empowered...I for one have less and less respect for those who do....
A They must think theyre attractive...when in fact theyre dog ugly and blowing smoke.....

[sprintcyclist]

the aru

[cods]

a millionaire begging for money..

[Black Orchid]

A Collingwood mother goes to town to register for CentreLink.
"How many children?" asks the assessor.
"10," replies the Collingwood mother.
"10?" says the council worker. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne."
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Nah," says the Collingwood mother. "Its great, because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout, 'WAYNE, YA DINNER'S READY' or 'WAYNE, GO TO BED NOW' and they all do it."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed CentreLink worker.
"That's easy," says the Collingwood mother, "I just use their surnames."

[Redneck]

A Collingwood mother goes to town to register for CentreLink.
"How many children?" asks the assessor.
"10," replies the Collingwood mother.
"10?" says the council worker. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne."
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Nah," says the Collingwood mother. "Its great, because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout, 'WAYNE, YA DINNER'S READY' or 'WAYNE, GO TO BED NOW' and they all do it."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed CentreLink worker.
"That's easy," says the Collingwood mother, "I just use their surnames."

Good One,

I doubt Eddie would like it though!