Immigration for sale

[Outlaw Yogi]

The fact is money can buy anything. Just a fact of life.

The more money you have the more you can buy including residency in any country of your choosing. Countries are all falling over themselves for the money.

This is the world we have built....... borders are increasingly irrelevant. It is one big global village where money is king.

They say music is the food of love
Let's see if you're hungry enough
Take a bite, take another
Just like a good boy would


Get a sweet thing on the side
Home cooking, homicide
Side order, could be your daughter
Finger licking good


Come on, baby, eat the rich
Put the bite on the son of a bitch
Don't mess up, don't you give me no switch
Come on, baby, and eat the rich
Come on, baby, and eat the rich


Sittin' down in a restaurant
Tell the waiter just what you want
Is that the meat you wanted to eat?
How would you ever know?


Hash browns an' bacon strips
I love the way that you lick your lips
No fooling, I can see you drooling
Feel the hunger grow


Come on, baby, eat the rich
Put the bite on the son of a bitch
Don't mess up, don't you give me no switch
Come on, baby, and eat the rich
Come on, baby, and eat the rich
Come on, honey, eat your supper
Come on, baby, bite that sucker


I'll eat you, baby, you eat me
Eat two, baby, get one free
Shetland pony, extra pepperoni
Just pick up the phone


Eat Greek or eat Chinese
Eat salad or scarf up grease
You're on the shelf, you reach yourself
Come on and bite my bone


Come on, baby, eat the rich
Bite down on the son of a bitch
Don't mess around, don't you give me no switch
Come on, baby, and eat the rich
Come on, baby, and eat the rich
Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo
You wanna see my bacon torpedo


Eat it, baby, eat the rich
Eat it, baby, eat the rich
Eat it, baby, eat the rich
Eat it, baby, eat the rich

Songwriters
KILMINSTER, IAN FRASER/BURSTON, MICHAEL/CAMPBELL, PHILIP

Published by
Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group

[Super Nova]

Yep and with money you can also buy people.

Slavery is alive and well. We dress it up pretty and call it "an employment contract".

[Super Nova]

This one made me laugh. Sharing for the ladies.

[Outlaw Yogi]

Most people are slaves to a bank (by choice), and most of those willing slaves don't know it, and of those who do realise it, most of them took quite some time to comprehend it.

I tricked my slave master when buying my block. I went into a branch to apply for a loan.
I said "I've got 6 motor bikes (including 2 registered Harleys[=$10,000 each], 1 of which is a Cafe Racer - only 16 in OZ), 3 cars (including 2 registered Falcons - 1 ute & 1 sedan), a large Mona Fab V bed lathe = $6000, a 400 amp Esab Mig welder = $4000, an Eagle SMF tyre fitting machine = $4000, and $55,000 in your bank. Will you lend me $20,000-$30,000 to buy a rural property?"

The manager said "I've just had my arse kicked for not making any loans this month, so I'll make sure this one happens".

Because it was my first property purchase I qualified for a home loan (@ that time 11%, later droped to 8.57%) despite it being for a vacant bush block. The manager pointed out in the contract that I had to start building within 3 years, or else the loan would be renegotiated at personal loan interest rates (@ that time 16%).

The manager asked "How will you start building within 3 years?". I replied "I'll just whack a kit house on it". He asked "And where will you get the money for that?". And I lied when I said "I'll just borrow it off you".

Truth is I had no intention of building within 3 years, so I just paid the loan off by making larger than required installments and cheated them out of all that lovely interest.

EDIT ADDITIONAL DETAIL - When I went looking for land, real estate agents and developers were falling over each other to get my deposit and constantly slagging each other off.
This is when and where I learnt real estate agents are less trustworthy than used car salesmen, lawyers and politicians.
When they discovered I was borrwing from a bank, they were doubtful/pesimistic despite my assurances I had their backing sorted out prior to looking. So just to keep them happy I put down a $6000 cash deposit (= to 20%) and only borrowed $19,125.

At just over $1000 per acre how could I go wrong? ... Admitedly I made sure I owned it outright before considering ever moving onto it, unlike some who borrowed and mved onto their block, lost or couldn't get a job to pay for it, and the bank sold it out from under them.