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-Ripley's believe it or not Take 2-

Post by mellie » Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:25 pm

Ok, who stole the moon rocks?


NASA admits the US space agency seems to have misplaced some pieces of the moon, meteorites and other space items.

NASA concedes that more than 500 pieces of space material have been stolen or been missing since 1970.

That includes 218 stolen moon samples that were returned and about two dozen moon rocks and chunks of lunar soil that were reported lost last year.

NASA has lent more than 21,500 samples to researchers, who in some cases said they never ended up using the material.

The report says NASA needs to keep better track of what is sent to researchers and museums.


http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/t ... 6217945266


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How could these specimens of such historical and scientific significance for-all-man-kind simply go missing?

Was there a faulty overnight returns-shoot at the NASA video library?

I forgot to return a DVD to video-easy once, (about 20 years ago now) and they have been stalking me ever since.

You would have thought NASA followed this up well before now, they have been missing since the 70's ..almost a half-century.


Perhaps I should join NASA's moon-rock library, I would be happy to pay the late fee if they're happy to let me return them some 40 years later, for by then I could be deceased, and have handed them down to numerous family members and friends who themselves have no desire or legal obligation to return them ...afterall, they were ordinary rocks to their way of thinking-wink- :thumb

Meanwhile....

US government officials are currently investigating whether or not it's indeed possible that the rocks they used to weigh-down Bin-ladens 10 years expired corpse which they threw into the sea while no one was looking were in fact NASA's unreturned moon-rocks.

It's possible I guess.




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Re: -Ripley's believe it or not Take 2-

Post by Bart » Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:40 pm

With the advancement in most science fields then NASA chose t report that the (so-called) moon rocks were misplaced/stolen, just in case some bright wide eyed geologist decided to conduct some analysis on them and annouce that they were actually common earth rocks!

Cause afterall, to have moon rocks you need to have landed on the moon! :hush

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Re: -Ripley's believe it or not Take 2-

Post by mantra » Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:54 pm

Ok, who stole the moon rocks?


NASA admits the US space agency seems to have misplaced some pieces of the moon, meteorites and other space items.

NASA concedes that more than 500 pieces of space material have been stolen or been missing since 1970.

That includes 218 stolen moon samples that were returned and about two dozen moon rocks and chunks of lunar soil that were reported lost last year.

NASA has lent more than 21,500 samples to researchers, who in some cases said they never ended up using the material.

The report says NASA needs to keep better track of what is sent to researchers and museums.
It makes you wonder whether we were conned all those years back. I became a little suspicious when the footage had to be sent to Hollywood for a revamp and now the missing rocks. Were they genuinely signed out to various organisations - or were they covering their tracks?

Why 40 odd years later haven't they managed to repeat this performance considering technology has advanced so considerably since then?

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Re: -Ripley's believe it or not Take 2-

Post by mellie » Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:05 pm

NASA: "Obama, we have a problem, science has caught up with us again, to such an extent that scientists all around the world will be able to determine whether or not the moon-rocks we have in 'close-reserve' here at NASA dated 1969 are the rocks we said we collected from the first moon landing or if they are more recent specimens we collected when we really did finally land an un-manned shuttle on the moon decades later."

Obama: "Just swap the fakes with newer specimens and say these were what we collected during the 1969 moon landing, they wont know any different."

NASA: "Sir, you don't understand, have you ever heard of a thing called carbon-dating, with science advancing at the speed of sound in countries doing better than us right now, pretty soon not only will they be able to tell we did the old switch-a-roo, but will be able to tell if someone farted in the room at the time we sealed them in their collection boxes dated 1969."

Obama: "Ok, say you lost them or something, loaned them to scientists who forgot to return them, yeah, this worked for me when they asked to see my birth certificate."

NASA: "Do you think they'll buy it, believe we just lost track of them over the years?"

Obama: "Well they believed us when we said we landed on the moon didn't they.. ha ha ."

NASA: "valid point Sir, we'll have our retired and deceased scientists provide written and verbal proof/confirmation of their having misplaced these rocks right away."

Obama: "Thats what I love most about dead people, they cant talk, hahaha."

NASA: "I quite agree sir, now while I have you on Hotline 1, how about a little extra funding, we need to appear as though we are still serious about space exploration you know."

Obama: "Let me get back to you on that, I've got a call coming in on line 2, "

-Phone call ends-


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Post by mellie » Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:13 pm

Bart wrote:With the advancement in most science fields then NASA chose t report that the (so-called) moon rocks were misplaced/stolen, just in case some bright wide eyed geologist decided to conduct some analysis on them and annouce that they were actually common earth rocks!

Cause afterall, to have moon rocks you need to have landed on the moon! :hush

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You must have read my mind Bart... :bgrin

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Post by annielaurie » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:17 am

Very cute thread, Bart! Umm, I mean Mellie! Or is it Bart! I especially love the phone call between NASA and Obama, that is priceless ..

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Re: -Ripley's believe it or not Take 2-

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:28 am

Could see that NASA employees stole them and sold them.

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