Pathological internet misuse

[Bart]

I'm more of a carnivore, so you might have to ask Nerf about that one..she's the forum herbivore I believe.

I see that a tasmanian sausage king is naming his sausage after Princess Mary of Denmark.
And that he has been giving his sausage to Mary's sister who drops in to his shop and wants her to give it to Mary as well.

http://m.news.com.au/TAS/pg/0/fi926044.htm

[Bart]

Yes, redefines the term vegetarian!


Many have entered, yet none return.


But she does have a unique way of dicing carrots!


Bet she has teeth!

I don't think I want to even go there...with or without teeth, she'd scare the warts off Bob Browns

I feel sorry for her dentist!

[mellie]

I'm more of a carnivore, so you might have to ask Nerf about that one..she's the forum herbivore I believe.

I see that a tasmanian sausage king is naming his sausage after Princess Mary of Denmark.
And that he has been giving his sausage to Mary's sister who drops in to his shop and wants her to give it to Mary as well.

http://m.news.com.au/TAS/pg/0/fi926044.htm

classic.....we could run with this like a dog with a string of sausages...

I'd like to name one after Bob Brown, and call it Green Pudding!

[mellie]

Yes, redefines the term vegetarian!


Many have entered, yet none return.


But she does have a unique way of dicing carrots!


Bet she has teeth!

I don't think I want to even go there...with or without teeth, she'd scare the warts off Bob Browns

I feel sorry for her dentist!

He went broke 20 odd years ago... she was his only patient.

[Bart]

I think I might become a cucumber rights activist... just to peeve her.

Not just any cucumbers either. Wouldn't be those safe ones wrapped in plastci.
And no little biddy lebo cucumbers for her either.
Oh no no no. No ordinary itsy bitsy teeny weeny cucumbers for her, no!
Need the big bad beauties.
Bet itd be those common cucumbers, you know those that make you burp.
Plenty of Qweef action there!

[Bart]

I'm more of a carnivore, so you might have to ask Nerf about that one..she's the forum herbivore I believe.

I see that a tasmanian sausage king is naming his sausage after Princess Mary of Denmark.
And that he has been giving his sausage to Mary's sister who drops in to his shop and wants her to give it to Mary as well.

http://m.news.com.au/TAS/pg/0/fi926044.htm

classic.....we could run with this like a dog with a string of sausages...

I'd like to name one after Bob Brown, and call it Green Pudding!

Bet Australia's First Bozo gets it home delivered every morning!

[mellie]

And definitly not the burples variety either....oh no sir-reee...

[mellie]

I'm going to start a rescue Tim foundation...

Poor bugger, they had no right taking ownership of one of T'h;e're's'e' Rein's more endangered Nova-Employment clients.

This said, I'm impressed with his newly acquired ability to flex his fingers and hold a plastic dart...even if he cant quite hit the bullseye ...but he's working on it.

Someone should show him a map of Tasmania next-time.... must be like tunnelling into airs-rock with plastic cutlery.

[Bart]

I'm going to start a rescue Tim foundation...

Poor bugger, they had no right taking ownership of one of T'h;e're's'e' Rein's more endangered Nova-Employment clients.

This said, I'm impressed with his newly acquired ability to flex his fingers and hold a plastic dart...even if he cant quite hit the bullseye ...but he's working on it.

Someone should show him a map of Tasmania next-time.... must be like tunnelling into airs-rock with plastic cutlery.

"even if he cant quite hit the bullseye ...but he's working on it."


Who'd want to though!

[mellie]

Who?

Plenty of out-of-work failed door to door twice bankrupted drink-drivers wanting to clear the slate.


I think he plays retarded, he's probably what's running the country.







Herr Mathieson, he bares a striking resemblance to ....
charlie Chaplin?

They say girls go for men who resemble their fathers, in either manner or appearance... the only problem is, Timbo's a girl himself.




So, when a closet lesbian weds a beard (closet male homosexual) does this still mean they are a legitimate gay couple, or would they be ostracised from both the gay and heterosexual communities?


It's a hard one!