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Swami Dring
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Post by Swami Dring » Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:16 am

Frogen's Left Ball wrote:Why are women gold diggers? Just because a woman puts out it doesn't mean a man should pay her bills.
Women are gold diggers for two main reasons: laziness and vicarious self-aggrandisement.

Why put down that third box of breakfast donuts and get up off the couch when some man can earn your donut money for you? While evolution has probably selected for lazy women as they don't waste energy on any task other than barfing out babies, you would think that they could occasionally make the effort to rise above their lowly origins. You would think so, and you would be wrong.

As for the vicarious self-aggrandisement, the fact is that women are pretty much useless at everything. Show me a task, even a very simple task, and I'll show you a woman who can't do it. This is why if you look at the top performers in the world in any field of endeavour, you will very rarely spot any beef curtains. They suck at everything, and they know it. And because of this, they know that their only hope of self-aggrandisement lies in vicarious self-aggrandisement. In other words, basking in someone else's glory. They seek to partner important monkeys because they know they have almost no chance of ever actually being an important monkey.
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Post by J.W. Frogen » Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:06 pm

That is why is important to be a poor man with a wife and kid, that way when a woman sleeps with you you know it is strickly for you penis and not some other immoral reason.

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Post by Fred the Clit » Sat Feb 26, 2011 3:46 pm

J.W. Frogen wrote:That is why is important to be a poor man with a wife and kid, that way when a woman sleeps with you you know it is strickly for you penis and not some other immoral reason.
Yes, the poor man theory makes sense, although the kid bit probably doesn't. She might hang around simply for the paycheck/dole payment so junior doesn't go hungry.

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Post by AiA in Atlanta » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:38 am

My wife and I seem to have settled into an almost sexless marriage and I am worried. How often is "normal?"

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Post by Swami Dring » Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:59 pm

AiA in Atlanta wrote:My wife and I seem to have settled into an almost sexless marriage and I am worried. How often is "normal?"
Good question. A threadworthy question, in fact. Once a week or so for me, but I don't know what's normal.
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Post by Venkataratnam Narasimha Rattaiah » Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:12 am

Deepak Chopra says a man should only ejaculate 1 out of every 3 times he has sex in order to preserve his "vital energy." What do you recommend? The fire of my life seems to be diminished ...

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Post by IQS.RLOW » Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:50 am

Don't blame Arrrsssie Indian bride. Just stop him from coming here and arse ejaculating like hecusually does and you might find some satisfaction. I suggest some Viagra as well at his age
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Post by Venkataratnam Narasimha Rattaiah » Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:32 am

IQS.RLOW wrote:Don't blame Arrrsssie Indian bride. Just stop him from coming here and arse ejaculating like hecusually does and you might find some satisfaction. I suggest some Viagra as well at his age
Who is this "Arrrsssie Indian bride?" My vital energy is diminished and I need help! Is ejaculating only once out of every three times I have sex advisable to recover?

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Post by AiA in Atlanta » Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:54 am

Swami Dring wrote:
Frogen's Left Ball wrote:Why are women gold diggers? Just because a woman puts out it doesn't mean a man should pay her bills.
Women are gold diggers for two main reasons: laziness and vicarious self-aggrandisement.

Why put down that third box of breakfast donuts and get up off the couch when some man can earn your donut money for you? While evolution has probably selected for lazy women as they don't waste energy on any task other than barfing out babies, you would think that they could occasionally make the effort to rise above their lowly origins. You would think so, and you would be wrong.

As for the vicarious self-aggrandisement, the fact is that women are pretty much useless at everything. Show me a task, even a very simple task, and I'll show you a woman who can't do it. This is why if you look at the top performers in the world in any field of endeavour, you will very rarely spot any beef curtains. They suck at everything, and they know it. And because of this, they know that their only hope of self-aggrandisement lies in vicarious self-aggrandisement. In other words, basking in someone else's glory. They seek to partner important monkeys because they know they have almost no chance of ever actually being an important monkey.
Men leer and women leech.

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Post by mellie » Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:16 pm

I must be a man then, because I don't leech, this and actually insist on paying my way.

And when I say I insist, I really do mean I insist!



Relationships of the romantic nature are too complex and obligatory these days, men don't know what they want and neither do woman.

-If she insists on buying dinner, she's a dominatrix, likes to be on top, and might be a feminazi.
-If she doesn't, she's a leech and or might steal your wallet after she's contributed her part of the bill in other ways.

I'm so glad I made my population contribution years ago, I may have had second thoughts about it now otherwise...



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