What's for dinner?

[Bobby]

Im afraid you will put on Psuesudio and bible bash me from behind.

What the hell is Psuesudio?

[Jasin]

Phil Collins. American Psycho

[Bobby]

Phil Collins. American Psycho

The word "Sussudio" does not actually mean anything and is a completely made-up nonsense word
that Phil Collins improvised during a recording session.

[Jasin]

That's the word.

So you're saying you won't cover you carpet in plastic sheets if i came over for dinner?

[Bobby]

That's the word.

So you're saying you won't cover you carpet in plastic sheets if i came over for dinner?

No need as I only invite cultured people with good table manners.

[Bobby]

Last night I made an easy meal:

Italian style pork sausages slowly cooked for 30 minutes,
with plenty of steak tomato sauce,
Basmati rice with Soy sauce,
green olives,
a Blue banner pickled onion.
It all tasted so yummy.

[Jasin]

Nice. I just had some pre cooked lamb and red beans 🫘
I'm so lazy.

[Bobby]

Nice. I just had some pre cooked lamb and red beans 🫘
I'm so lazy.

You lazy lump.


I had some left over chips from the fish and chips I bought last night.
When the chips are fried up the next day they come out nice and crispy.

I went to the fridge and grabbed whatever and made myself a nice lunch.
It was very tasty indeed.

[Jasin]

OK. I thought I bought some cheap Duck Meat for a change. Haven't had duck for awhile. A whim purchase.

Got home, looked at the instructions to cook (in case I can just microwave it?) and then realised it was Vegan plant based meat. *sigh

Pan cooked it. It was ok.
Made from Wheat Gluton and Tofu something.
Soft inner, crusty skin.

Now what gets me is WHY da f#@k do Vegans need to be convinced its MEAT in the first place?

[Black Orchid]

OK. I thought I bought some cheap Duck Meat for a change. Haven't had duck for awhile. A whim purchase.

Got home, looked at the instructions to cook (in case I can just microwave it?) and then realised it was Vegan plant based meat. *sigh

Pan cooked it. It was ok.
Made from Wheat Gluton and Tofu something.
Soft inner, crusty skin.

Now what gets me is WHY da f#@k do Vegans need to be convinced its MEAT in the first place?

It really pays to read labels carefully nowadays. They cheat and lie and there is NO way I intend to eat their fake meats and bugs!