The bullshit thread

[Bobby]

Grown men talking about their asses and liquids in their bums....what can go wrong.
The world is truly a fucked up place.

Bum sniffers are setting the agenda -

they are telling you what you can say and think.

is this another sign of the End Times?

[FLEKTARN]

Grown men talking about their asses and liquids in their bums....what can go wrong.
The world is truly a fucked up place.

Bum sniffers are setting the agenda -

they are telling you what you can say and think.

is this another sign of the End Times?

It's truly the End times when men are preparing their anuses for liquid fisting, the horse's hoofs, and sharing that online.

[Bobby]

Grown men talking about their asses and liquids in their bums....what can go wrong.
The world is truly a fucked up place.

Bum sniffers are setting the agenda -

they are telling you what you can say and think.

is this another sign of the End Times?

It's truly the End times when men are preparing their anuses for liquid fisting, the horse's hoofs, and sharing that online.

Don't worry - Jesus will fix them up.

Rev 19 KJV


13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.

14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.

15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations:
and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image.

These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.

[billy the kid]

40 year mortgages...
Half a million for a house..or more..
Interest rates falling... to be cut again next week....
Quick...where do I sign.....
Guess what honey...we're expecting....Ill have to give up my job....
Oooops....

[FLEKTARN]

Grown men talking about their asses and liquids in their bums....what can go wrong.
The world is truly a fucked up place.

Bum sniffers are setting the agenda -

they are telling you what you can say and think.

is this another sign of the End Times?

It's truly the End times when men are preparing their anuses for liquid fisting, the horse's hoofs, and sharing that online.

Don't worry - Jesus will fix them up.

Rev 19 KJV


13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.

14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.

15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations:
and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image.

These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.

I don't know about that. Jesus was kind of a knob gobbler himself. I mean, I read some parts of the Bible book, it says men should never have long hair, and he did.

[billy the kid]

The 2019 Logies awards night is in full swing....

I have a few questions....
a) How can anyone be nominated from a programme when just about every programme is crap
b) Why are the nominees called "celebrities" or "stars"...theyre neither...theyre all duds...
c) What exactly is a "television celebrity".....
c) Why wasn't Winx nominated...
d) Did Shorten get nominated as the worst loser for 2019
e) Did Jacinta Ardern get nominated for the biggest buzzard
f) What about Bwyan…did he get nominated for the biggest moron of the year...
g) If one of the pooftas from a cooking show gets an award, will it be a logie ......or a pie....or maybe a secret recipe....
h) Will Johanna Griggs get a nomination...dont give her a logie...just give her a bale of hay....

Why don't they all get the same thing....a redundancy package......

Im done...its all bullshit.....

[billy the kid]

Its all getting a bit ridiculous isn't it...

A catholic school in California is banning skirts...
A catholic school in Brisbane is removing gender from prayers...
The Pope is issuing instructions on how to tweet/not to tweet....
And yet pedo priests still exist...

Bullshit baffles brains I suppose....

[Wally Raffles]

The 2019 Logies awards night is in full swing....

I have a few questions....
a) How can anyone be nominated from a programme when just about every programme is crap
b) Why are the nominees called "celebrities" or "stars"...theyre neither...theyre all duds...
c) What exactly is a "television celebrity".....
c) Why wasn't Winx nominated...
d) Did Shorten get nominated as the worst loser for 2019
e) Did Jacinta Ardern get nominated for the biggest buzzard
f) What about Bwyan…did he get nominated for the biggest moron of the year...
g) If one of the pooftas from a cooking show gets an award, will it be a logie ......or a pie....or maybe a secret recipe....
h) Will Johanna Griggs get a nomination...dont give her a logie...just give her a bale of hay....

Why don't they all get the same thing....a redundancy package......

Im done...its all bullshit.....

I do not embrace all of what you have posted but I do agree that the Logies have had their day and it should be binned, forever.

[billy the kid]

After the RBA cut rates again today Leanne Pilkington from Laing and Simmons says "the economy is in a delicate place"
What she meant to say is that the economy is fucked....
I wouldn't be surprised to see unemployment go to 8% next year and the all ordinaries crash by 50%...
Okuns law comes to mind...
Im sure the talking heads will come out tonite and tomorrow and tell everyone to go and buy a house...
Yep...sign up for forty years folks.....pft...
The interest rates worldwide are crashing down...from a minus .75 in Switzerland and minus .25 in Sweden, and minus .1 in Japan
to 2.5% in the US...Australia is in the middle at 1%....
Money is worth nothing at the moment, and will be worth less in years to come....
The RBA is attempting to coerce everyone into spending their money because its worth nothing anyway...
Get another credit card folks....credit in reality is only consumption brought forward...
Its a race to the bottom....its all fucked....

[Black Orchid]

It's a pretty raw deal for people who have money invested too. They may as well just stuff it under their mattress. It would probably be safer.