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Re: The bullshit thread

Post by billy the kid » Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:47 am

The Reboot wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:34 am
billy the kid wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:29 am
I see the media has reported that a female real estate agent was attacked by two large bull mastiffs during an inspection
at Umina on the Central Coast.
It was reported that there was a "disturbing twist" in the incident.
I am at a loss to understand what the "disturbing twist" was.....
As per usual the vermin media attempt to dramatize/sensationalize the incident by telling us of a "disturbing twist"
Afterwards I believe the dogs were euthanised.
It would appear that the person attacked let herself in...
If she had knocked, the dogs, I presume would have been alerted by the knocking, and perhaps
would have ran barking to the door. Perhaps then, the real estate agent would have hesitated
and perhaps not entered the premises which I presume the dogs were guarding.
The report simply says that she was attending for "a pre booked inspection"
The report states that after hearing what happened, the tenant returned home.
Wouldnt the real estate agency have known that the tenant had dogs....perhaps an assumption on my part.
If the inspection was pre arranged it would have been with the consent of the tenant.
Surely there was knowledge of the dogs and their size...they are not little fox terriers.....
Perhaps the only "disturbing twist" in the incident is the absolute and utter stupidity of the agent
who let herself in......with or without knocking...with or without the knowledge of huge dogs being inside....
Oh and the "disturbing twist" could have been that the dogs were euthanised......
Two dogs are put down because of human stupidity......
The bullshit continues........
Jeez, a lot of morons in the world these days. :rofl

My friend had a rent inspection she didn't know about (but that's a different story of bullshit) a couple of weeks ago. She was lucky in the fact that she was out of the house at the time, and had locked her collie in. The rent inspector would not go into the house while a dog was in there, cause that's policy. It's common sense to me, dogs (particularly "alpha" types) are very territorial. But these days seems the mantra is, "I'm going to do something really stupid, I'm human I have rights and when there are consequences I will just blame everybody else." :roll:
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I cant ever recollect, when I was renting, any inspection occurring in my absence. I was always there.
There are too many possible occurrences and implications if no one is at home.
What if the tenant discovers something missing when they return home...who gets blamed....
What if the tenant had just washed the floor and its a bit slippery and someone falls over and suffers an injury...who's
at fault...what if the visitor leaves the front door unlocked or open when they leave.....too many what ifs......
A rental with dogs and she walks straight in.....dumb...just plain dumb.....
To discover those who rule over you, first discover those who you cannot criticize...Voltaire
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Re: The bullshit thread

Post by billy the kid » Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:26 pm

Well, according to a female reporter a "cardon" of water purchased from Woolworths by someone
today had mould in it.....very "impordant" to tell the public....
Channel Nine news at its very best...this is headline news everybody...
Are we being dumbed down or are we being dumbed down.....
Im just waiting for the headline where a cat was stranded in a tree somewhere and some brave soul
climbed up and rescued it......ffs....
More bullshit news from the kings of bullshit..channel nine....(the queens being channel buttrose...)
To discover those who rule over you, first discover those who you cannot criticize...Voltaire
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Re: The bullshit thread

Post by Black Orchid » Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:37 pm

Visions of Julia Morris who couldn't pronounce a word in a grammatically correct manner if her life depended on it. To say nothing of the illiterate written news stories on the internet.

I think English is the second language of many journalists these days.

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Re: The bullshit thread

Post by billy the kid » Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:19 pm

I see Elka is planning to discontinue production of gollywogs.
I think Ill start a petition to totally ban the colour black.
Its so hurtful to everyone.
Suburbs such as Blacktown should be re-named.
No one should ever wear black trousers, black hoodies or black shoes....its way too hurtful...
I also think all licorice and playing cards should change colour...
We cant have any of our snowflakes upset and hurt because of the implications that come
with the colour black.
Any music which mentions the word black should not be played any more
I also think that when you switch off your television the screen should not become black, it should
revert to maybe a tangerine, or mauve or something....
I read recently that a hot air balloon named "Black Magic" was banned from flying in a Canberra festival because
the name was considered offensive and racist...

I could go on, but its so fkn ridiculous...
Its all just bullshit....
To discover those who rule over you, first discover those who you cannot criticize...Voltaire
Its coming...the rest of the world versus islam....or is it here already...

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Re: The bullshit thread

Post by Bobby » Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:31 pm

billy the kid wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:19 pm
I see Elka is planning to discontinue production of gollywogs.
I think Ill start a petition to totally ban the colour black.
Its so hurtful to everyone.
Suburbs such as Blacktown should be re-named.
No one should ever wear black trousers, black hoodies or black shoes....its way too hurtful...
I also think all licorice and playing cards should change colour...
We cant have any of our snowflakes upset and hurt because of the implications that come
with the colour black.
Any music which mentions the word black should not be played any more
I also think that when you switch off your television the screen should not become black, it should
revert to maybe a tangerine, or mauve or something....
I read recently that a hot air balloon named "Black Magic" was banned from flying in a Canberra festival because
the name was considered offensive and racist...

I could go on, but its so fkn ridiculous...
Its all just bullshit....

We now have thought crimes -
this was predicted by George Orwell.

David Bowie,
beware the savage jaw of 1984.

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Re: The bullshit thread

Post by billy the kid » Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:21 pm

Bobby wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:31 pm
billy the kid wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:19 pm
I see Elka is planning to discontinue production of gollywogs.
I think Ill start a petition to totally ban the colour black.
Its so hurtful to everyone.
Suburbs such as Blacktown should be re-named.
No one should ever wear black trousers, black hoodies or black shoes....its way too hurtful...
I also think all licorice and playing cards should change colour...
We cant have any of our snowflakes upset and hurt because of the implications that come
with the colour black.
Any music which mentions the word black should not be played any more
I also think that when you switch off your television the screen should not become black, it should
revert to maybe a tangerine, or mauve or something....
I read recently that a hot air balloon named "Black Magic" was banned from flying in a Canberra festival because
the name was considered offensive and racist...

I could go on, but its so fkn ridiculous...
Its all just bullshit....

We now have thought crimes -
this was predicted by George Orwell.

David Bowie,
beware the savage jaw of 1984.
:thumb
George was on the money...
To discover those who rule over you, first discover those who you cannot criticize...Voltaire
Its coming...the rest of the world versus islam....or is it here already...

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Re: The bullshit thread

Post by Bobby » Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:23 pm

billy the kid wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:21 pm
Bobby wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:31 pm

We now have thought crimes -
this was predicted by George Orwell.

David Bowie,
beware the savage jaw of 1984.
:thumb
George was on the money...

Try to talk about anything at work other than the weather.
You can lose your job.

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Re: The bullshit thread

Post by billy the kid » Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:45 pm

Bobby wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:23 pm
billy the kid wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:21 pm
Bobby wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:31 pm

We now have thought crimes -
this was predicted by George Orwell.

David Bowie,
beware the savage jaw of 1984.
:thumb
George was on the money...

Try to talk about anything at work other than the weather.
You can lose your job.
:thumb
Mate this is bloody wrong....I retired some years ago, and Im glad I dont have to put up with the
bullshit which is now in the workplace....I could see it coming a few years before I left...
To discover those who rule over you, first discover those who you cannot criticize...Voltaire
Its coming...the rest of the world versus islam....or is it here already...

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Re: The bullshit thread

Post by Bobby » Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:48 pm

billy the kid wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:45 pm
Bobby wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:23 pm
billy the kid wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:21 pm
Bobby wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:31 pm

We now have thought crimes -
this was predicted by George Orwell.

David Bowie,
beware the savage jaw of 1984.
:thumb
George was on the money...

Try to talk about anything at work other than the weather.
You can lose your job.
:thumb
Mate this is bloody wrong....I retired some years ago, and Im glad I dont have to put up with the
bullshit which is now in the workplace....I could see it coming a few years before I left...

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Re: The bullshit thread

Post by billy the kid » Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:52 pm

Bobby wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:48 pm
billy the kid wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:45 pm
Bobby wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:23 pm
billy the kid wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:21 pm
Bobby wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:31 pm

We now have thought crimes -
this was predicted by George Orwell.

David Bowie,
beware the savage jaw of 1984.
:thumb
George was on the money...

Try to talk about anything at work other than the weather.
You can lose your job.
:thumb
Mate this is bloody wrong....I retired some years ago, and Im glad I dont have to put up with the
bullshit which is now in the workplace....I could see it coming a few years before I left...

Image
:thumb
To discover those who rule over you, first discover those who you cannot criticize...Voltaire
Its coming...the rest of the world versus islam....or is it here already...

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