The Greatest Bulgarian Cookies Sued over "RACISM"

[FLEKTARN]

What you do now, Brianne Bensson, you're giving me even more credibility. You're feeding me with points.

"So, you think in the same way you accuse Muslims of thinking? Oh, dearie, dearie, me."

Nope. Muslims actually often go and religious kill. And Muslims also form isolated communities. Bulgarians integrate. It's funny. You don't see many Arabs 'round here, mate. But you see a Bulgarian, speaking even sometimes in your own bloody slang, like now. I won't call ya a stooge, but ya sure acting like one sometimes. On my smartphone I even switched my keyboard from US English to AU English, just to be even more cool. Now how cool is that? But hey, think like you want. Fair dinkum, mate.

"Honour means you end up losing when smarts would say, 'Don't get involved, let them play their big boys' games..."

There's no such thing as "full neutrality", matey. Even Sweden wasn't neutral during WW2, pardon me for bringing WW2 back up. Oops. Now, Sweden provided Hitler with iron and some other good and very good goodies in an exchange for peace. How's that neutral, giving me iron with which I'll make artillery and gun barrels for my Panzer Tiger Tanks and Howitzers and FLAKs and wipe out your kind, and oppress your blood brothers (Norway + Denmark).

"Bulgaria was and remains a bit player in world politics and even in European politics. Rather like Australia does, in many ways."

Bulgaria's government is not independent. It works for the biggest and richest crime syndicate in Europe. I won't say their name because everyone who mentioned their name — died in a very violent death. Last one you probably heard about, and a dozen European journos too. They're working for the ones we don't mention their names.

"What you need to do is ally yourself to a world player - like the EU and take their money when they throw it at you..."

That's the smartest thing you have said so far. But it's not that easy. You think I haven't tried that already? Or at least thought about it? For an exchange of money and assets they want "a blood contract". They get you by your cojoones, you can't make it out. You do as you're told, and there's no going back. Plus, chance is, you're gonna have to prove your loyalty first to them. Not that easy either.

[Black Orchid]

How is the Bulgarian political system structured?

[FLEKTARN]

How is the Bulgarian political system structured?

For the last 30 years one thing keeps repeating itself. Exactly three political parties are always allowed to stay on top.

1. The Turks called DPS
2. The Reds (Communists) called BSP
3. The pseudo Euro trash called GERB

And 1-2 other secondary parties like ATTACK (The Nazis) and Volia (an Oligarch's party) emerged a few years ago.

The top three get most seats in parliament.

A few years ago we had another one called SDS but it was later dissolved. They basically ruled around after the fall of communism and sold all our factories and real estates for pennies. They ate what they could eat and retired.

Now, the Turks are the worst. Because of them we have news on Turkish language on the national TV station. They push for mosques and shit but they're weak around most of the country. They put mayors around small villages.

Second are the Reds. Their leader Sergei Stanishev is a real fucking fluffy bunny from Ukraine. We call him "The Pussy". They push for higher taxes and fees but for lower salaries. Intelligent.

And the Euro trash are the worst. Our PM for the last 10 years created this political party. He doesn't want to let go of the power. This very same PM was the bodyguard of our communist leader Zhivkov.

The top three parties are somewhat equal which is very off. It's just weird. Villages and towns have mayors, yeah? City, town and village mayors are ratioed 30:30:30 between those parties and 10% of the mayors are independent.

But all together these are clowns. They're controlled by the biggest crime syndicate in Europe and they can't fart without their permission.

[Black Orchid]

Sounds a bit scary actually but probably little difference to what we are stuck with. Ours sell us out too and privatise everything they can lay their hands on.

One of our more stupid moves was to sell Port Darwin to the Chinese!! OK technically a lease but for 99 years. Unbelievable!!

Admittedly, if the US needed it to protect us in the event of trouble I am sure they would just take it but dumb dumb dumb decisions by progressive fools.

[brian ross]

"What you need to do is ally yourself to a world player - like the EU and take their money when they throw it at you..."

That's the smartest thing you have said so far. But it's not that easy. You think I haven't tried that already? Or at least thought about it? For an exchange of money and assets they want "a blood contract". They get you by your cojoones, you can't make it out. You do as you're told, and there's no going back. Plus, chance is, you're gonna have to prove your loyalty first to them. Not that easy either.

Oh, dear, you mean they want you to actually act like an intelligent human being and not oppress people who are different to you?

I wonder how they'd like you to treat the Jews, the Gypsies, the Turks, the Muslims? Like human beings? Oh, dearie, dearie, me. Tut, tut.

[FLEKTARN]

Sounds a bit scary actually but probably little difference to what we are stuck with. Ours sell us out too and privatise everything they can lay their hands on.

One of our more stupid moves was to sell Port Darwin to the Chinese!! OK technically a lease but for 99 years. Unbelievable!!

Admittedly, if the US needed it to protect us in the event of trouble I am sure they would just take it but dumb dumb dumb decisions by progressive fools.

All the ports and airports and everything here is controlled by the ones names we don't mention. And even if the Chinese don't own anything here, that's not very comforting.

[FLEKTARN]

"What you need to do is ally yourself to a world player - like the EU and take their money when they throw it at you..."

That's the smartest thing you have said so far. But it's not that easy. You think I haven't tried that already? Or at least thought about it? For an exchange of money and assets they want "a blood contract". They get you by your cojoones, you can't make it out. You do as you're told, and there's no going back. Plus, chance is, you're gonna have to prove your loyalty first to them. Not that easy either.

Oh, dear, you mean they want you to actually act like an intelligent human being and not oppress people who are different to you?

I wonder how they'd like you to treat the Jews, the Gypsies, the Turks, the Muslims? Like human beings? Oh, dearie, dearie, me. Tut, tut.

They'll likely put you on their agenda to purge and destabilise. Don't have any false hopes.

[BigP]

""The cookies' name is literally The Little Nigga,""


Shouldn't everyone own a box of them

[FLEKTARN]

They're not everywhere. It's the first cookie that goes missing from the shelves. People buy them like crazy, even more than the Milka chocolates.

A box of Little Nigga cookies is around $0.80 and it's a big box. Hell of a bargain. And a Milka chocolate is $0.90.