Hill billy capers

[Neferti]

16 puppies!! Yikes.

[Outlaw Yogi]

Is it alright to write when I'm drunk?
Too bad if it's not.

Channeling Ted Bullpit .. "Someone should blow Deputy Tax Commissioners up" .. fucken arsewipes, the pair of 'em.
Where's an Islamic State suicide bomber when you need one?
They're just lucky I've got too much on my plate, 18 dogs,
and don't know how much it'd cost in fuel to get to Albury to hunt bureaucunts.
I'll cheer and toast their demise the day these automatons are replaced by real robots

Not happy crew. ATO wrote me recently bitching about fialure to lodge tax returns going back to nun of yor fucking biznez.
I wrote an 11 foolscap page letter outlining my entire work history, explanation regarding the relevant time frame/s .. what happened to the paper work, blah blah plenty of stuff .. and how I currently live on fuck all.

Actually, more than not happy, I'm pretty pissed off. I don't owe them a cent. By failing to lodge returns I made
no claims on expenses, meaning, really they owe me money. I'm scraping like a subsistent peasant trying to get a mineral
prospecting/mining enterprise initiated, which I mentioned in the letter and these non productive little Hitler fluffy bunnies
are up me for money I don't have.

So what to do? What should I do? What am I going to do? ... I really don't know. At the moment I just want to go feral in
the bush and kill pigs til I'm sick of shitting pork.

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Wrote that a couple of nights back and saved in documents.
Re-read it sober and find it reasonable.
Note ATO's not up me for undeclared income, they're fining me for failing to lodge tax returns. Well I don't have the paper work, so they know far more about what income I've had than I do, via tax declarations submitted by every employer.

IMO income tax and tax returns should be abolished for everyone earning under $50k, and GST increased to 20%.

No matter now, I have a plan, and Annastacia Palaszczuk's not going to like it. ... Playing one govt off against another, this should be interesting.

[Outlaw Yogi]

In this episode of Hill Billy Capers we meet ...

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... savour ...

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... and go to ...

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[Neferti]

Is that the little runt in the last picture? They must be just about old enough to sell or give away?

Cute little things.

[Dr. Caligari]

Is it alright to write when I'm drunk?
Too bad if it's not.

Channeling Ted Bullpit .. "Someone should blow Deputy Tax Commissioners up" .. fucken arsewipes, the pair of 'em.
Where's an Islamic State suicide bomber when you need one?
They're just lucky I've got too much on my plate, 18 dogs,
and don't know how much it'd cost in fuel to get to Albury to hunt bureaucunts.
I'll cheer and toast their demise the day these automatons are replaced by real robots

Not happy crew. ATO wrote me recently bitching about fialure to lodge tax returns going back to nun of yor fucking biznez.
I wrote an 11 foolscap page letter outlining my entire work history, explanation regarding the relevant time frame/s .. what happened to the paper work, blah blah plenty of stuff .. and how I currently live on fuck all.

Actually, more than not happy, I'm pretty pissed off. I don't owe them a cent. By failing to lodge returns I made
no claims on expenses, meaning, really they owe me money. I'm scraping like a subsistent peasant trying to get a mineral
prospecting/mining enterprise initiated, which I mentioned in the letter and these non productive little Hitler fluffy bunnies
are up me for money I don't have.

So what to do? What should I do? What am I going to do? ... I really don't know. At the moment I just want to go feral in
the bush and kill pigs til I'm sick of shitting pork.

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Wrote that a couple of nights back and saved in documents.
Re-read it sober and find it reasonable.
Note ATO's not up me for undeclared income, they're fining me for failing to lodge tax returns. Well I don't have the paper work, so they know far more about what income I've had than I do, via tax declarations submitted by every employer.

IMO income tax and tax returns should be abolished for everyone earning under $50k, and GST increased to 20%.

No matter now, I have a plan, and Annastacia Palaszczuk's not going to like it. ... Playing one govt off against another, this should be interesting.

The tax man is coming for you Outlaw Yogi. This is how they start the persecution with a low key letter. Then they bring the hammer down by penalizing you. It doesn't matter if you can't pay now. They apply interest at 12% per annum and your debt doubles every 6 years. If you ever get money they will come for it.

You are better off just filing the missing tax returns for zero income. They might actually pay you money.

However you can feign mental illness and paranoia and inform them you believe someone is trying to do you harm.

A letter writing campaign is good because it ties them up in having to read it and respond. Long letters and long pauses between. Use pen colors that are difficult to copy and scan.

Invite them to come to your property.

Offer to pay them in produce if you can;t shake the penalty.

Complain to the Inspector General of Taxation. This ties them up for months.

[Outlaw Yogi]

Is that the little runt in the last picture? They must be just about old enough to sell or give away?

Cute little things.

Yes and sort of.
The small one in the background is one of 2 current runts.
The runtiest of them all died at around 10 days old.
At about 1 week I noticed some of the others were about 3 times its size, so kept trying to make sure it got a teet.
On about the 9th or 10th day I noticed some of the others were about 5 times its size, and thought
"This one's not growing, maybe even getting skinnier".
On the 10th or 11th morning I noticed it was barely moving and the other pups trampling all over it.
Then it took a gasp of air and stopped moving. I took it out from the others, at that time in a plastic shell shaped kiddies pool/sand pit with a woollen blanket in the donga due to bad weather, and Gemma picked it up and put it back with the others.
So while she was busy feeding the pack, I snuck off with it, chopped its head off with a tomahawk just to make sure, and buried it.
They'll be 4 weeks old tomorrow. And I will be giving them away.

Gemma's starting to get jack of feeding them. Some of the little savages have been making her teets bleed.
For about a week now, she's had the habit of taking 1 pup aside (usually the same one) and feeding it alone.
For the last few nights she's insisted on sleeping in the caravan rather than in her kennel with the pups, so for the last 2 nights I've been taking the runts 1 at a time and putting it with her for the night, and now they're starting to get podgy bellies.

[Outlaw Yogi]

The tax man is coming for you Outlaw Yogi. This is how they start the persecution with a low key letter. Then they bring the hammer down by penalizing you. It doesn't matter if you can't pay now. They apply interest at 12% per annum and your debt doubles every 6 years. If you ever get money they will come for it.

You are better off just filing the missing tax returns for zero income. They might actually pay you money.

However you can feign mental illness and paranoia and inform them you believe someone is trying to do you harm.

A letter writing campaign is good because it ties them up in having to read it and respond. Long letters and long pauses between. Use pen colors that are difficult to copy and scan.

Invite them to come to your property.

Offer to pay them in produce if you can;t shake the penalty.

Complain to the Inspector General of Taxation. This ties them up for months.

I was going to sell some of my trees to the saw mill, but then they'll class that as income and whack me again.
I informed them I have post traumatic stress but seemed to make no difference.
So I'm going to pay it off in dribs and drabs, and drag it out for a while.
I won't sign anything allowing automatic debits (did the same to the bank when paying off my block, and do it to the council over rates), and I know that when they (any agency) threatens court action it takes 6 moths to happen. So if I pay a small portion in that 6 months they can't take me to court for the balance. They have to start all over again for the outstanding amount (been doing to the council for years).
My father (who's got the tax man up his arse for a grand a week) informed me they don't need for me to allow automatic debits, they (ATO) being a law unto themselves can dip into my bank account whenever they like. And I replied " I'll just let the account die and open a new one somewhere else, and when they find that, I'll do it again".

[Dr. Caligari]

The tax man is coming for you Outlaw Yogi. This is how they start the persecution with a low key letter. Then they bring the hammer down by penalizing you. It doesn't matter if you can't pay now. They apply interest at 12% per annum and your debt doubles every 6 years. If you ever get money they will come for it.

You are better off just filing the missing tax returns for zero income. They might actually pay you money.

However you can feign mental illness and paranoia and inform them you believe someone is trying to do you harm.

A letter writing campaign is good because it ties them up in having to read it and respond. Long letters and long pauses between. Use pen colors that are difficult to copy and scan.

Invite them to come to your property.

Offer to pay them in produce if you can;t shake the penalty.

Complain to the Inspector General of Taxation. This ties them up for months.

I was going to sell some of my trees to the saw mill, but then they'll class that as income and whack me again.
I informed them I have post traumatic stress but seemed to make no difference.
So I'm going to pay it off in dribs and drabs, and drag it out for a while.
I won't sign anything allowing automatic debits (did the same to the bank when paying off my block, and do it to the council over rates), and I know that when they (any agency) threatens court action it takes 6 moths to happen. So if I pay a small portion in that 6 months they can't take me to court for the balance. They have to start all over again for the outstanding amount (been doing to the council for years).
My father (who's got the tax man up his arse for a grand a week) informed me they don't need for me to allow automatic debits, they (ATO) being a law unto themselves can dip into my bank account whenever they like. And I replied " I'll just let the account die and open a new one somewhere else, and when they find that, I'll do it again".

You should consider filing the missing tax returns. They might cancel the penalty in that case. However before you do you should get their agreement that they will cancel the penalty if you file the missing tax returns.

You might get some money back from the tax man if you really did not earn much in the periods covered by those returns.

Just be aware that they have access to all your bank records without your knowledge and without your permission and have probably already looked at your bank records. So they know if there has been money flowing into your bank account.

[Outlaw Yogi]

You should consider filing the missing tax returns. They might cancel the penalty in that case. However before you do you should get their agreement that they will cancel the penalty if you file the missing tax returns.

Not possible without the relevant paperwork.

You might get some money back from the tax man if you really did not earn much in the periods covered by those returns.

Just be aware that they have access to all your bank records without your knowledge and without your permission and have probably already looked at your bank records. So they know if there has been money flowing into your bank account.

Like I stated previously ... they know more about what income/money I've had than I do ... which is why I'm annoyed, because they know most of the time I got fuck all fruit picking and at one stage got nothing while living feral under a blue tarp, living off feral fruits along creeks and killing wild animals.

Y'know I'd love for civilisation and/or civil order to collapse, because lard arse bureaucunts used to their security block apartments and 3 phase air con like them wouldn't cope.
It'd only take a 2 week disruption to our imported fuel supplies and society would devolve into chaos quick smart.
The Brits did a study back in the mid 2000s to see how long it would take for civil disorder to erupt if the food supply was cut.
The result was 4 days.

And me? ... Well about the only things I'd miss are tobacco and toilet paper.

[Outlaw Yogi]

It's beyond me why people watch soap operas. I hate drama. Who needs it?

As my Old man puts it ... "Never a dull moment"

On Friday arvo I was working on a neighbor's bathroom. When I knocked off at about 3pm, we had a drink.
I drank Bourbon and she drank Ouzo.

Sitting on the front (upstairs) veranda we saw a white sedan towing a trailer with a white and brightly coloured
trail bike in it go towards Custard Guts' place. About an hour later Benny Fables rode out in the opposite direction
on the trail bike, carrying a back-pack and could be heard heading South East. Meaning he was going to the next valley
to sell speed/ice and/or a stolen handgun to a young (about 19) inbred over there.

Two hours later he came back, and about an hour after that drove out in the white sedan minus the trailer.
I put a motion activated camera on a tree beside the road out the front of my block.

At 4:10am next morning (Saturday) I woke from a dream of being in the army, heard a car coming up the valley and turn
into my road. I sat up in bed and saw the head lights of the car go past my block, meaning Ben had been out on the whiz
and piss all night.

At daybreak I turned the camera in the opposite direction on the same tree to get his number place in daylight.
At 10:30am he rode out on the trail bike and went South east again. About an hour later he returned while I was cutting
a path through the long grass to a hide/ambush spot amoungst some saplings near the road. I layed down in the grass,
but he saw my pig dog bitch, and then the camera, so looked down as he went past.

Aprox half an hour later he rode out again but stayed not far away somewhere along the road through the valley.
An hour after that he came back leading a late model silver Prado in. I attempted to chase him in 4WD, but he got away.

I climbed the hill next door with my telescope to spy on Custard Guts' place and could hear distant ranting.

That evening Custard Guts went into my neighbour's to my East and stayed there all weekend.

At about 11:30am Sunday I was doing some cementing on an unfinished tank stand when a grass fire came towards me.
I fought it with wet a mop and buckets of water for hours. The fire brigade turned up, gave it a squirt and took off
to deal with the fire that had now spread to neighbouring 4 blocks in high wind.

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That arvo the Bush Fire Brigade Chief turned up and gave squirt to a portion of next door still burning.
He thought I'd had a burn off thjat got out of control, and I said "No this was arson".

Monday morning I'm in the bath when 2 police vehicles (patrol car and 4WD) fully loaded with uniforms rolls in.
So for the 2nd time this year I've been raided by police for a dope crop that doesn't exist.
From the description of my property given on the warrant I know exactly who made the complaint.
The same maggot that narced me into the ATO for failing to lodge tax returns.
Only 1 person knew and had motive to do so.

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As there was no dope crop, there's no charges. But I did have some materials confiscated under the explosives act
due to not being stored properly.

Anyway the good thing is the cops now know this illegal gun dealer who uses speed junkies to do break and enters
to remove gun safes so he can sell them on the grey market is a trouble making bullshit artist.