Travelators

[JW Frogen]

What is it with mall travelators and people, even healthy, thin people? They stop walking the second they step on them, even going down? And they block so you have to stop walking too! What, has every person in Australia forgot how to use their fucking legs?

[Jovial Monk]

What are 'legs' strange person?

[JW Frogen]

The ‘Hannibal Lector Cooking’ cook book has a great recipe for down home diabetic human leg.

[JW Frogen]

Back to the subject at hand, I am a drunk but I can still either stagger up or fall down the travelator, I do not just stand there blocking it like a cholesterol clog in the aorta of mall life.

[Auzgurl]

I used to worry that when it got to the top my toes would get "bitten" by the thing at the top..the bit that slides in. I learned to skip at the top to avoid this.

I tend to walk up as the snail pace annoys me a bit.

[Jovial Monk]

I have never seen a snail on a travelator, pacing or not.

[JW Frogen]

You get all these fat miners and their families just parking on the travelator, having a picinic blocking all traffic.

I want to yell out "go to the elevator, then you can sleep on the way down in privacy."