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Re: Walking Dead situation for penises and vaginas

Post by lisa jones » Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:26 am

AiA in Atlanta wrote:
New gonorrhea strain could kill you in a matter of days

The scientific community has been growing concerned over a strain of gonorrhea that, in 2011, was discovered immune to antibiotic treatments. Now, doctors and scientists have come out saying that Gonorrhea H041 (previously the clap) “might be a lot worse than AIDS.”

Alan Christianson, a doctor of naturopathic medicine in Phoenix, spoke to CNBC on Thursday about this strain and how, while currently not widespread, could turn fast into a “Walking Dead” situation for penises and vaginas across the land. “The bacteria is more aggressive and will affect more people quickly,” Christianson said. “Getting gonorrhea from this strain might put someone into septic shock and death in a matter of days. This is very dangerous … We need to move now before it gets out of hand.”

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says that, while gonorrhea has been successfully treated worldwide for some time, this particular strain was discovered in Japan two years ago in a 31-year-old female sex worker. “We don’t have anything medically to fight it right now,” says William Smith, executive director of the National Coalition of STD Directors.
Regardless, gonorrhea H041 or just regular gonorrhea, CNBC reminds readers to wrap your shit up:

Gonorrhea is transmitted through unprotected sexual contact. Untreated, the disease can cause a number of health complications in women, including infertility. In men, the disease can be very painful and lead to sterility. It can also trigger other life-threatening illnesses, including heart infections.
Monogamy or celibacy is the way to go. Anything else just complicates life. That is what we have taught our children too.
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Re: Walking Dead situation for penises and vaginas

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:25 am

life is full of passion lisa ...

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Post by Outlaw Yogi » Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:46 pm

So it's like sexually transmitted Ebola?
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Re: Walking Dead situation for penises and vaginas

Post by Neferti » Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:00 pm

lisa jones wrote:
Monogamy or celibacy is the way to go. Anything else just complicates life. That is what we have taught our children too.
Aren't your twins a little young to be taught about that stuff? Mellie posted a pix of her little girl. Do you have one of yours, Lisa. I would be most interested to see your toddler twins, toddlers are so awfully cute.

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Re: Walking Dead situation for penises and vaginas

Post by lisa jones » Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:46 pm

What on earth are you on about Nef?

My twins are turning 19 this yr. They are now in their 2nd year at Uni.

Re ANY pics of our family, my hubby won't allow it I'm afraid. And apparently, that's that.
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Post by lisa jones » Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:52 pm

AiA in Atlanta wrote:life is full of passion lisa ...
I know. My life IS full of passion. I'm passionate about cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing, gardening, making sure my kids are ok and ensuring that my husband doesn't stuff up any errands I ask him to run for me. I'm all passioned out to be honest lol.
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Re: Walking Dead situation for penises and vaginas

Post by Neferti » Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:04 pm

lisa jones wrote:What on earth are you on about Nef?

My twins are turning 19 this yr. They are now in their 2nd year at Uni.

Re ANY pics of our family, my hubby won't allow it I'm afraid. And apparently, that's that.
I thought your recent twins were TODDLERS, who were out picking strawberries and mangoes in your back yard in Upper North Shore just the other day. Obviously my mistake.

How remiss of me that your twins, yesterday were toddlers and, suddenly, they are Uni Students.

Have the mangoes and strawberries enlarged overnight too? I'd bottle that, you could become an millionairess.

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* major stuff up.

* laughing stock.

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Post by lisa jones » Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:35 pm

Neferti~ wrote:
lisa jones wrote:What on earth are you on about Nef?

My twins are turning 19 this yr. They are now in their 2nd year at Uni.

Re ANY pics of our family, my hubby won't allow it I'm afraid. And apparently, that's that.
I thought your recent twins were TODDLERS, who were out picking strawberries and mangoes in your back yard in Upper North Shore just the other day. Obviously my mistake.

How remiss of me that your twins, yesterday were toddlers and, suddenly, they are Uni Students.

Have the mangoes and strawberries enlarged overnight too? I'd bottle that, you could become an millionairess.

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl



* major stuff up.

* laughing stock.
Umm, yes I agree..you are a laughing stock.

Most people know my twins are at Uni.

My toddlers are NOT twins. They are 1 yr apart. Most people know this also.

You feeling ok this evening Nef? What's all this fuss about my kids all of a sudden?
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Re: Walking Dead situation for penises and vaginas

Post by Neferti » Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:21 pm

lisa jones wrote:
Neferti~ wrote:
lisa jones wrote:What on earth are you on about Nef?

My twins are turning 19 this yr. They are now in their 2nd year at Uni.

Re ANY pics of our family, my hubby won't allow it I'm afraid. And apparently, that's that.
I thought your recent twins were TODDLERS, who were out picking strawberries and mangoes in your back yard in Upper North Shore just the other day. Obviously my mistake.

How remiss of me that your twins, yesterday were toddlers and, suddenly, they are Uni Students.

Have the mangoes and strawberries enlarged overnight too? I'd bottle that, you could become an millionairess.

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl



* major stuff up.

* laughing stock.
Umm, yes I agree..you are a laughing stock.

Most people know my twins are at Uni.

My toddlers are NOT twins. They are 1 yr apart. Most people know this also.

You feeling ok this evening Nef? What's all this fuss about my kids all of a sudden?
I'm feeling extremely well. Thank you. It is you that I can't be bothered with, since you have told so many lies.

Recently, you had your twin toddlers arguing about who had picked the most lemons or something. Suddenly they are at Uni?

So you want me to drag up all your posts?
Surely not.

Confirm all this with pictures... at least of the family dog. :bgrin

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Re: Walking Dead situation for penises and vaginas

Post by lisa jones » Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:47 am

Please do. I can hardly wait.

Perhaps you will THEN see how stupid YOU are.

Seriously Nef, get a new pair of specs. You're not reading posts properly.

Now there's a thought.
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