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Re: Ask Swami

Post by IQS.RLOW » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:46 pm

Lol...classic shitter humour

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Saw a condom vending machine in a pub here and someone had written "worst chewing gum ever"
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by boxy » Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:52 pm

boxy wrote:Dear Swami,

Can you put your finger on what makes Kim Jong-un just so damned sexy, and irresistible to teh chicks?
It seems that it may be because of his radical philosophy on plastic surgery... whereby he intentionally tries to make himself look more like his grandfather :rofl
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by boxy » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:47 pm

What are we supposed to call "poofs" now? When I was young, a cross between a footstool and a beanbag was a "poof"... what are they now.

Please help :geek:
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by Black Orchid » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:49 pm

You are showing your age!
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by boxy » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:55 pm

Black Orchid wrote:You are showing your age!
Is age something to hide?
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by IQS.RLOW » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:59 pm

boxy wrote:What are we supposed to call "poofs" now? When I was young, a cross between a footstool and a beanbag was a "poof"... what are they now.

Please help :geek:
If you saved up your dole payments you could get a recliner instead of using your boyfriend as a footrest and you wouldn't have to be concerned with offending him.
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by boxy » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:01 am

You don't even want to know what I call a footwarmer :P
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by IQS.RLOW » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:05 am

boxy wrote:You don't even want to know what I call a footwarmer :P
I'm guessing for you a footstool is closer to the mark than footrests.
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by boxy » Sun Jun 14, 2015 7:25 pm

10 things you shouldn't do in the men`s room

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Re: Ask Swami

Post by boxy » Thu Jun 18, 2015 5:06 pm

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