Are we in the End Times?

[Bobby]

We are talking about YOUR exorcism and quite frankly your need is urgent.

False pride
False witness
Unseemly pride
Prying into others’ affairs and intentions

Monk is guilty of:

blasphemy and heresy.

[Jovial Monk]

No, YOU are! I have seen you blaspheme in print and you say you are a believer!

How do you plead, Booby?

[J o h n S m i t h]

We are talking about YOUR exorcism and quite frankly your need is urgent.

False pride
False witness
Unseemly pride
Prying into others’ affairs and intentions

Monk is guilty of:

blasphemy and heresy.

you don't even know the meaning of the word. Of everyone on these forums you are the only one who regularly blaphemies

[Jovial Monk]

He also tells fortunes and wants to commit simony.

His exorcism will need a phalanx of bishops

[Jovial Monk]

Gemberkoek cooling, dinner made and enjoyed. Dishes washed dried and put away, kitchen floor swept, mop that tomorrow.

Half a pot of gunpowder tea now.

[Jovial Monk]

We are talking about YOUR exorcism and quite frankly your need is urgent.

False pride
False witness
Unseemly pride
Prying into others’ affairs and intentions

Monk is guilty of:

blasphemy and heresy.

you don't even know the meaning of the word. Of everyone on these forums you are the only one who regularly blaphemies

I told the clown that once! Clear case of blasphemy.

Add that to the charges. Fortune telling is witchcraft, add that too.

Shit, he must have a lot of demons!

[Jovial Monk]

When ants are scurrying about in huge numbers what does that foretell?

[Jim Lahey]

Lisa has diarrhea?

[Jovial Monk]

Possible, depends if Fatso had two family sized Dominos pizzas for dinner the previous day. Anything else?

[J o h n S m i t h]

Possible, depends if Fatso had two family sized Dominos pizzas for dinner the previous day. Anything else?

she's due her bi annual shower?