I have a pet goldfish

[BigP]

Its name is Gee up...….

Thats great Billy, I hope it is helping you with your feelings of isolation, The next step should be a mammal, A gerbil would be a good start, they are beautiful and fun to have around, And when you are feeling a little aroused you can head down to Bunnings and buy yourself a funnel and give that little guy a session in the bowel rider ,

Nah...I think Id prefer a meerkat...but it would have to be a female to cook and clean for me...

as long as you dont mind small meals , just make sure that meerbitch is good for a few of them

[Black Orchid]

Its name is Gee up...….

Thats great Billy, I hope it is helping you with your feelings of isolation, The next step should be a mammal, A gerbil would be a good start, they are beautiful and fun to have around, And when you are feeling a little aroused you can head down to Bunnings and buy yourself a funnel and give that little guy a session in the bowel rider ,

Reminiscent of that old ARMAGEDDON clip. That was so funny

[billy the kid]

Oh damn..gee up wants to convert to islam…..

[Black Orchid]

Time to knit her a burqa?

[billy the kid]

Im just beside myself.....how will she handle Ramadan.....

[Black Orchid]

She'll feel like an overdressed fish out of water and maybe see the error in her ways.

[sprintcyclist]

She'll feel like an overdressed fish out of water and maybe see the error in her ways.

Very good.