OR maybe theyre off...
I wonder if anyone really cares....
That is apart from the athletes...
You could say when is a junket not a junket....
Personally, I think that the japs have got more chance of re-building the
Bridge on the River Kwai than staging the games...
I suppose if theyre on we will send 300 athletes and 300 officials....
We will win maybe 1 gold 3 silver and 5 bronze....
Plus everyone gets a bowl of rice, autographed by the Emperor...
Plus a tinnie of sake, which I believe tastes like gins piss...
Arent I horrible.....
But seriously, who can get enthusiastic about how far they can throw a stick...
OR running up and jumping into a sandpit...
Im sure everyone will be glued to the box, watching the 10K walk....
Im getting dementia just thinking about it...
And watching them shoot mud plates (skeet shooting) out of the air....well
that will be a hoot...
The best thing to watch at the Games will be womens gymnastics...
How do they stand on the balancing beam...
Its about as wide as a meat pie...(four inches.....four inches Pyle....four inches...)
The uneven bars also is worth a watch...
Maybe the synchronized diving..women of course...
After all...two arses are better than one....to watch that is...
Im being horrible again....
BUT I am bored today.....
