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AiA in Atlanta
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convenient guide to household chores

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:43 am

A convenient guide to household chores.

Men (women if they want):

- cooking
- dishes
- trash disposal
- furniture rearrangements
- light bulbs and batterie replacement in general
- getting music to stream
- all TV remote, gadget, cable box DVR or DVD stuff (all electronics in general)
- WiFi management


Women only (men don't want):

- laundry
- folding clothes and making beds
- kids ready for whatever
- floors
- dusting
- vacuum
- toilets and sinks and tubs
- air freshener
- Christmas decoration (put up and take down)

There.

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Re: convenient guide to household chores

Post by skippy » Thu Mar 09, 2017 6:23 am

That's so true. I am chief cook and bottle washer in my house, although I hate doing the washing up I mostly do it.
I also do the grocery shopping for the house as I get to choose what we have.
But the chores on the women's list I never do.

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Re: convenient guide to household chores

Post by lisa jones » Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:43 am

AiA in Atlanta wrote:A convenient guide to household chores.

Men (women if they want):

- cooking
- dishes
- trash disposal
- furniture rearrangements
- light bulbs and batterie replacement in general
- getting music to stream
- all TV remote, gadget, cable box DVR or DVD stuff (all electronics in general)
- WiFi management


Women only (men don't want):

- laundry
- folding clothes and making beds
- kids ready for whatever
- floors
- dusting
- vacuum
- toilets and sinks and tubs
- air freshener
- Christmas decoration (put up and take down)

There.
Cooking and dishes fall into the "women only" category here.

Toilets and Christmas decorations fall into the "men only" category.

Otherwise you're spot on.
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Re: convenient guide to household chores

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:45 am

Men who do to many women's chores have a greater chance of getting divorced.

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Re: convenient guide to household chores

Post by lisa jones » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:19 am

AiA in Atlanta wrote:Men who do too many women's chores have a greater chance of getting divorced.
Name your SAUCE!!!!!! :rofl
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Re: convenient guide to household chores

Post by Neferti » Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:02 pm

AiA in Atlanta wrote:A convenient guide to household chores.

Men (women if they want):

- cooking
- dishes
- trash disposal
- furniture rearrangements
- light bulbs and batterie replacement in general
- getting music to stream
- all TV remote, gadget, cable box DVR or DVD stuff (all electronics in general)
- WiFi management


Women only (men don't want):

- laundry
- folding clothes and making beds
- kids ready for whatever
- floors
- dusting
- vacuum
- toilets and sinks and tubs
- air freshener
- Christmas decoration (put up and take down)

There.
YOU do all that?

When I was married, I only worked to "buy the extra stuff" ... he covered all the "expenses". Made him feel superior or something. He did absolutely NOTHING around the house though, even when I was working full time.

I had to train him to hang up his towel .... or he found a still wet one where he last dropped it .... nothing worse than getting out of the shower and NO TOWEL. :mrgreen:

He also squeezed the toothpaste from the top not the bottom .... plus he (I found out much much later) coveted being a female and actually tried on one of my "formal" frocks .... I didn't realise until I checked and the zip was broken ... he was, obviously, larger than I (I am still only 47 kgs).

Then I found a trunk full of "lame" dresses, wigs, makeup and so forth HIDDEN under the house .... it took me HOURS to go through the ring of keys to find the one that opened that box.

It all went downhill from about there. I called him a poof ... and got a slap in the face.

There is a LOT more to this story, but believe me .... I have no desire to divulge the finer details and the ex-hubby is DEAD anyway. It all happened so long ago ........

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Re: convenient guide to household chores

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:31 pm

i should be divorced according to this

Couples who share the housework are more likely to divorce, study finds


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... finds.html

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Re: convenient guide to household chores

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:40 pm

Neferti~ wrote:
Then I found a trunk full of "lame" dresses, wigs, makeup and so forth HIDDEN under the house .... it took me HOURS to go through the ring of keys to find the one that opened that box.
That is the funniest thing I have heard today :lol:

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Re: convenient guide to household chores

Post by IQS.RLOW » Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:14 am

Neferti~ wrote:
AiA in Atlanta wrote:A convenient guide to household chores.

Men (women if they want):

- cooking
- dishes
- trash disposal
- furniture rearrangements
- light bulbs and batterie replacement in general
- getting music to stream
- all TV remote, gadget, cable box DVR or DVD stuff (all electronics in general)
- WiFi management


Women only (men don't want):

- laundry
- folding clothes and making beds
- kids ready for whatever
- floors
- dusting
- vacuum
- toilets and sinks and tubs
- air freshener
- Christmas decoration (put up and take down)

There.
YOU do all that?

When I was married, I only worked to "buy the extra stuff" ... he covered all the "expenses". Made him feel superior or something. He did absolutely NOTHING around the house though, even when I was working full time.

I had to train him to hang up his towel .... or he found a still wet one where he last dropped it .... nothing worse than getting out of the shower and NO TOWEL. :mrgreen:

He also squeezed the toothpaste from the top not the bottom .... plus he (I found out much much later) coveted being a female and actually tried on one of my "formal" frocks .... I didn't realise until I checked and the zip was broken ... he was, obviously, larger than I (I am still only 47 kgs).

Then I found a trunk full of "lame" dresses, wigs, makeup and so forth HIDDEN under the house .... it took me HOURS to go through the ring of keys to find the one that opened that box.

It all went downhill from about there. I called him a poof ... and got a slap in the face.

There is a LOT more to this story, but believe me .... I have no desire to divulge the finer details and the ex-hubby is DEAD anyway. It all happened so long ago ........
A safe schools education in Dan the man's state would have meant that you would have had to accept his desire to be a woman and he wouldn't have to have his his secret. In Victoria, you would have the privilege of your husband embarrassing you by outing himself as a weirdo so you can attend dinners and other activities where he would insist that there's nothing wrong with him and you are the intolerant one who can't accept him for who he really is. The government and education system says there's nothing wrong with him so he would believe it and think that flaunting his perversion is perfectly ok.

Although I expect most weirdos in similar situations would end up dead or divorced not because of their perversion specifically or because they were bashed for fagging out. They would be dead at the hands of his/her wife simply for commiting the ultimate sin.

Commandeering any free space in the closet for his oversized frocks.
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Re: convenient guide to household chores

Post by Black Orchid » Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:35 pm

It should be a team effort.

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