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JWFrogen
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Public Sex

Post by JWFrogen » Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:19 am

Share your stories of public sex. Come on, don't be shy. By public I mean any public place, that does not mean there had to be any of the vile public in that place.

More prosaically what is your attitude to public sex?

I once had sex up a stairway leading from the cloisters of Saint John of Lateran in Rome.

This is not a joke, I really did and the sin, decadence and danger of getting caught produced a rapture of an orgasm.

Public sex if guud fucken.

I also took communion in Saint Peters and I am not Catholic, not even a Christian.

That was less thrilling.

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Re: Public Sex

Post by JWFrogen » Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:21 am

We almost did try a confessional in Naples (my lover at the time was Neopalitan), no one was around and we almost went for it but she just could not go that far.

We did however make love in the subterrainian chambers of the Roman Coliseum in Puzzoli.

I was the gladiator and she was the slave women who comforted me before I went into the arena.

My Roman name was Biggus Dickus.

*Royalty check to Monte Python.

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Re: Public Sex

Post by JWFrogen » Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:21 am

My most recent adventure was in the Mall parking lot at 8 AM.

Rosey cheeked kids were up the road going to school, lonely security guards scanning with their cameras, the first workers arriving here and there but we did not get caught and that car was shake, rattling and rolling.

anonymous lover

Re: Public Sex

Post by anonymous lover » Wed Aug 11, 2010 6:06 am

I tried it on the beach but the water was too cold - not an easy task for a man.

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Re: Public Sex

Post by J.W. Frogen » Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:40 pm

The constant danger of star fish confusing your rocks for theirs is a worry too.

Salty Sailor

Re: Public Sex

Post by Salty Sailor » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:08 pm

J.W. Frogen wrote:The constant danger of star fish confusing your rocks for theirs is a worry too.
Not a problem as women around the world call mine "Coco de Mer."

Sappho

Re: Public Sex

Post by Sappho » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:58 pm

anonymous lover wrote:I tried it on the beach but the water was too cold - not an easy task for a man.
I tried it on the beach but the sand was gritty - not an easy task for a woman.

Sunshine Coast Cabbie

Re: Public Sex

Post by Sunshine Coast Cabbie » Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:46 pm

In the back of my cab, a boyfriend ripped off his girlfriend's thong and placed her on top of his throbbing cock. While she slowly maneuvered up and down, I enjoyed a free sex show as her boyfriend lifted off her top and displayed her breasts in all their glory.

I began masturbating while they moaned and groaned and didn't even charge them any fare when they arrived at their destination. I guess that's because I arrived at my own destination as well...

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Re: Public Sex

Post by Swami Dring » Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:16 pm

Does batting off while driving on the freeway count as public sex? :oops:
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Re: Public Sex

Post by Ned Kelly » Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:34 pm

Dringy wrote:Does batting off while driving on the freeway count as public sex? :oops:
Batting? If your meant beating, I reckon it does, but only in a non-theist sort of way!

8-)

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