If you were a Widower......

[Aussie]

Let's say the Indian Bride falls off her perch. I wonder who I'd then set up a Cave with, assuming I was limited to PA known Forumites, including those at OzPol (and ergo, had to exclude my real life mates.)

Moses at OzPol would be first off the rank so he could run the Cave's IT stuff.

[Aussie]

Monk gets in..............he cooks and produces the grog.

[Jovial_Monk]

Wow, ta. Who does the dishes? Vinegar Tits or mantra?

[IQS.RLOW]

You would both be as Monk has lived his entire life...forever alone

[Jovial_Monk]

Who will be the annoying, yapping, harmless little mutt? I know—IQ!

[IQS.RLOW]

...uh oh.

Monk wants to fuck me...

[boxy]

No one creates trollbait like the dynamic duo

[Aussie]

Wow, ta. Who does the dishes? Vinegar Tits or mantra?

I reckon that'd be me. We'd have no need for Taxis or Lawyers......so I'm going for washing, ironing and cleaning the kitchen. I have been taught well.......if I want to watch the Footy, I might as well do that stuff while I enjoy the TV. We'd have access to everything www and TV etc with Moses in the Cave.

No one creates trollbait like the dynamic duo.

Oh, boxy wants a piece of the Cave. Might come in handy. I don't mind eating lamb. But, Outlaw Yogi can probably grow them, and butcher them. He'd also come in handy if we needed to wipe out the rest of Australia.

So, nah....boxy. Not needed.

[IQS.RLOW]

You'd be dead in your sleep the first night.

[Aussie]

I've been thinking about documents. We'd need them. Given we'd have the incredible range of www/IT products Moses knows about, I also considered Super Nova.......but..........I reckon Moses could do much better forgeries. So, sorry SN, no spot for you in Cave Aussie.