‘Gay’ dog spared from death penalty in Mississippi
Today in ‘Headlines I Never Thought I’d Ever Have To Actually Write’ a dog in Mississippi – who was abandoned by its owner for being “gay” – has been placed on a kill-list in a Jackson, Mississippi animal shelter. Of course this happens in the deep south. Dude, if you’re a gay dog, move to the big cities, or one of those liberal enclaves in the South like Austin, TX or Athens, GA where people will understand you. It’s OK. There are gay dog communities there that are way friendlier than the small town you’re coming from, pal.
We should clarify – the dog isn’t “gay”. The previous owner apparently saw the dog mounting another male dog, which does, I’ll admit, look an awful lot like fucking. However, the bumming of another dog isn’t canine homosexuality. It’s merely a display of dominance over the other dog.
If only humans were like that. “I’m more of a guy than you!” “Oh yeah? Prove it!” “Fine!” (they have anal intercourse) “Well I guess you’re right.” That kind of alpha-male interaction would have made the last several “Fast and Furious” franchise movies a lot more enjoyable.
